Tweet of the Day

[RandySF]

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[brush]

1. Nope. Un-un. Not a chance. No. No.

[hlthe2b]

2. I'll have the "Jeffrey Dahmer" special, thanks

uggh.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. And that rates a very vehement never, never, never.

[Lovie777]

4. LOL . . .

[PJMcK]

5. Perhaps 20 mg of sildenafil would help? (n/t)

[rsdsharp]

6. I fear it may have had covid.

[leftieNanner]

7. I think I may have dated him once

Long time ago.

[Wounded Bear]

8. What do y'all expect? They keep it in the damn cooler...

[OAITW r.2.0]

12. Of course, they explains the shrinkage!

[MontanaMama]

9. That clearly does not measure up

to the advertisement.

[Binkie The Clown]

10. How do you tell if sausage is Kosher? Check to see if it's circumcised. nt

[Cartoonist]

11. Just sprinkle some powdered Viagra on them.

You can eat it for four hours.

[Jilly_in_VA]

13. no no no!

Now I can't unsee that!

[lastlib]

14. Looks a little, um, wilted......?

No. Nyet. Nada. Non. Uh-uh.

[Fla Dem]

15. O M G !

Certainly makes you want to take a bite, doesn't it!

[Evergreen Emerald]

16. reminds me of my ex-husband.

[Coventina]

17. Mmmmm!! Sweet Italian!!