It's like the army around here last formation till weekend first sgt speech
Watching the grandkids and one grand nephew, the last formation speech before weekend from my first sgt down at Bragg we’re always great.
First sgt ok heathens we got a three day weekend so no drinking no falling in love with a stripper and getting engaged, no making unwanted little humans unless you’re married no fighting especially no repeats of a drunk riot with bravo company, I do not want to get a call from CQ that the MP’s or local or state police need my attention and I’d like to see some of you at my church on Sunday lord knows you need it. I’m sure everything I said went in one ear and out the other and he would add why is the sky blue airborne cuz the lord loves the infantry especially sky soldiers he was piece work top I loved him.
Paps speech ok no playing Evel knievel on the big wheels and trying to jump your little brother or cousin. If you’re gonna drink and still using sip cup do not lay your sip cup down for somebody else to drink out of , if you are in the potty training program please ask your grandmother or me or your three uncles to assist you.
And if you’re a graduate of potty training and using the commode once again we have standards always put the lid down wash your hands and once again no washing your little brothers hair with hand sanitizer. Since we’re on bathroom operations that reminds me only toys allowed in bathroom is doing bath time people, I do not want to find cars or any toys especially tickle me Elmo in the shitter again.
That was a close call with Elmo we’re lucky he is ok and still works and I swept that one under the rug from nana , if you are gonna chase the pup as he is chasing the cat please do not bite the pup he chews on you to touch you remember you all have hands. When we have pizza today do not feed the wild life as in your three furry uncles any of the pepperoni and onions pizza cheese pizza is allowed.
I’m positive my speech it went in one ear and out the other and why does pap have grey hair cuz the lord always gives me insane dogs gonna be a great weekend DU 
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Cheetos and chips.
