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silly joke thread #2...How do you tune a fish? (Original Post) dixiegrrrrl Jul 2012 OP
HA! Everybody knows you can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish! n/t EX500rider Jul 2012 #1
*giggle* dixiegrrrrl Jul 2012 #2
What about my two-headed lizard? Archae Jul 2012 #3
*groan**** dixiegrrrrl Jul 2012 #4
Why do ducks have webbed feet? I Make Sure Jul 2012 #5
a classic silly joke.!!!! dixiegrrrrl Jul 2012 #18
How do you fix a broken Tuba ? auntAgonist Jul 2012 #6
What's green and flies through the air? HopeHoops Jul 2012 #7
What's green and red and flies through the air? HopeHoops Jul 2012 #8
What's red and flies through the air? GaYellowDawg Jul 2012 #9
What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? HopeHoops Jul 2012 #10
Ulp.... dixiegrrrrl Jul 2012 #19
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? HopeHoops Jul 2012 #11
How do you make a hormone? HopeHoops Jul 2012 #12
Fail. Scuba Jul 2012 #27
All variants of the same old joke. I remember that one from Jr. High in the mid 70's. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #30
Why did the dead baby cross the road? HopeHoops Jul 2012 #13
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? HopeHoops Jul 2012 #14
What's the difference between an avacado and a hand grenade? HopeHoops Jul 2012 #15
How do you get to Carneggie Hall? HopeHoops Jul 2012 #16
What's brown and sticky? mac56 Jul 2012 #17
1...2...3.....LOL! dixiegrrrrl Jul 2012 #20
So I said to the lady with the wooden leg, "Peg". turtlerescue1 Jul 2012 #21
Where does a 600 lb gorilla sit? HopeHoops Jul 2012 #22
How does Count Dracula get to Pittsburgh? HopeHoops Jul 2012 #23
How many elephants can you fit in a phone booth? HopeHoops Jul 2012 #24
When is a door not a door? KamaAina Jul 2012 #25
Why did the chicken cross the road?? lastlib Jul 2012 #26
Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Scuba Jul 2012 #28
hheeheeee dixiegrrrrl Jul 2012 #32
How do you make a handkerchief dance? Scuba Jul 2012 #33
BUT, why would you tune a fish? woodsprite Jul 2012 #29
*snigger* dixiegrrrrl Jul 2012 #31
 

I Make Sure

(13 posts)
5. Why do ducks have webbed feet?
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 12:05 AM
Jul 2012

To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks.

dixiegrrrrl

(60,010 posts)
18. a classic silly joke.!!!!
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 10:38 AM
Jul 2012

I used to giggle helplesly at it, I think the mental image is what makes it so fun.

auntAgonist

(17,252 posts)
6. How do you fix a broken Tuba ?
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 01:23 AM
Jul 2012

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With a tube a glue.


My 6 year old (she was 4.5 at the time) told me that one.



aA

GaYellowDawg

(4,443 posts)
9. What's red and flies through the air?
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 09:02 AM
Jul 2012

A conservative editorial in the NYT.

Had to try to make something up there.

 

Scuba

(53,475 posts)
27. Fail.
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 01:43 PM
Jul 2012

How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her.


How do you tell the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes.

 

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
14. How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 09:34 AM
Jul 2012

None. They just declare "darkness" to be a new standard.

turtlerescue1

(1,013 posts)
21. So I said to the lady with the wooden leg, "Peg".
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 10:49 AM
Jul 2012

Me fodder used to pay me $2 a week to laugh at his jokes, ALL of his jokes, and that one was the first to make me groan repeatedly.







lastlib

(22,978 posts)
26. Why did the chicken cross the road??
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 01:30 PM
Jul 2012

To prove to the armadillo that it could be done!!!



(We once had a lengthy discussion about armadillos. I know they've migrated from Texas to Missouri, but....HOW in the world did they ever get ACROSS I-44?!?!?)

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Scuba

(53,475 posts)
28. Why did the fireman wear red suspenders?
Mon Jul 30, 2012, 01:44 PM
Jul 2012

To hold his pants up.


Didja hear about the accident at the Army Post? A jeep ran over a box of popcorn and crushed two colonels.

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