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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forumssilly joke thread #2...How do you tune a fish?
Answer: In C
Ok...your turn!
EX500rider
(10,517 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Archae
(46,260 posts)The reptile dysfunction?
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)I Make Sure
(13 posts)To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)I used to giggle helplesly at it, I think the mental image is what makes it so fun.
auntAgonist
(17,252 posts).
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With a tube a glue.
My 6 year old (she was 4.5 at the time) told me that one.
aA
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)SUPER PICKLE!
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)An unidentified flying olive.
GaYellowDawg
(4,443 posts)A conservative editorial in the NYT.
Had to try to make something up there.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Its asshole.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)You can unscrew a lightbulb.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Pull down her genes.
How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her.
How do you tell the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)It was stapled to a chicken.
(Must by LynneSin's fault)
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)None. They just declare "darkness" to be a new standard.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)A few seconds.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Practice man, practice.
mac56
(17,561 posts)A stick.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)I like it!
turtlerescue1
(1,013 posts)Me fodder used to pay me $2 a week to laugh at his jokes, ALL of his jokes, and that one was the first to make me groan repeatedly.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Anywhere it wants.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)The Transylvania Turnpike.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)What the HELL is a phone booth?
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)When it's ajar!
lastlib
(22,978 posts)To prove to the armadillo that it could be done!!!
(We once had a lengthy discussion about armadillos. I know they've migrated from Texas to Missouri, but....HOW in the world did they ever get ACROSS I-44?!?!?)
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Scuba
(53,475 posts)To hold his pants up.
Didja hear about the accident at the Army Post? A jeep ran over a box of popcorn and crushed two colonels.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)My inner child is rolling on the rug....
Scuba
(53,475 posts)Put a little boogie in it.
woodsprite
(11,853 posts)For the halibut!