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Sat Dec 24, 2011, 11:44 PM

My bus driver told me my new favorite joke the other day...

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... and yes, those of you gun enthusiasts and/or haters with
a limited sense of humor... in AZ she'd be violating several
statutes... but repeat to yourself -- "It's just a joke".
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A cop pulls a much older woman over for a traffic violation and
when he asks for her license and registration, she also passes
over her Concealed Carry permit and says, "Before we start,
Officer, you should know that I have a .44 Magnum in my
glovebox."
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The cop asks, "Any other weapons, ma'am?"
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She told him, "Yes, I have a .357 under my seat."
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The cop shakes his head and asks, "Any OTHERS?"
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The woman says, "Yes, I have a 9 mm Glock in my purse."
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The cop asks, wide-eyed, "GEEZ, lady... what the HELL are you afraid of?"
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The woman grins and says,
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"Not a GODDAM thing!!!"

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I'll be here all night.
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MiddleFingerMom Dec 2011 OP
pacalo Dec 2011 #1
A HERETIC I AM Dec 2011 #2
elleng Dec 2011 #3

Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sun Dec 25, 2011, 12:00 AM

1. Take a bow, MFM...




That's a good one!





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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sun Dec 25, 2011, 12:05 AM

2. "It's an Eighty Eight Magnum. It shoots through schools."

- Danny Vermin

(Joe Piscopo in the movie "Johnny Dangerously".)

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sun Dec 25, 2011, 12:22 AM

3. She meant, 'Not a f(*&^%$#g thing,' didn't she???

AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

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