Putin dies and goes to hell....

[reACTIONary]

Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while he is given a day off for good behavior. So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:
-Is Crimea ours?
-Yes, it is.
-And the Donbas?
-Also ours.
-And Kyiv?
-We got that too.
Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:
-Thanks, how much do I owe you?
The bartender replies:
-5 euros.

[bmbmd]

1. I felt really nerdy

for thinking this was funny, but my wife chortled, too. Now I don't feel so bad.

[reACTIONary]

2. +10 nt

[Ocelot II]

3. Good one! I LOL'd, nerdily.

[PJMcK]

4. Brilliant

It's one of those jokes where the punchline takes a second to register.

Well done!

[Stuart G]

5. Yes, it is very funny..

[applegrove]

6. I can't understand.

[Ocelot II]

7. Putin is in Moscow and discovers he has to pay for his drink in euros.

That means Russia has become a member of the EU.

[applegrove]

8. Oh I get it. That is funny.

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[Joinfortmill]

9. Lol

[niyad]

10. Snicker.

[ZonkerHarris]

11. Haha