So, an independent, a Democrat and a Republican all applied for the same job and were
being interviewed individually. The first to be summoned into the manager's office was the independent.
"I have just one question for you" the manager said. "What is two plus two?"
Somewhat amazed, the independent responded "Two plus two? That's the question? Four--- the answer is four."
"Okay. Thank you. We'll let you know."
Next, the Democrat was called in and was asked the same question.
"That depends" he said. "If both twos are positive the answer is a positive four. If they're both negative, the answer is a negative four. And, of course, if one is positive and one is negative, the answer is zero."
"Thank you. We'll let you know what we decide."
Finally, the Republican is interviewed and asked the same question.
He smiled, looked around the room, rose, walked over and opened the door and looked up and down the empty hallway. He returned, pulled his chair up closer to the boss, sat down and leaned forward. Smiling again, he softly inquired "What would you like it to be?"
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…thorough answer. 
Next the manager would screw the workers until they leave and then claim "nobody wants to work anymore, lazy entitled millennials". 
