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packman

(16,296 posts)
Mon Sep 5, 2022, 10:15 AM Sep 2022

Husky smells Durian - wins academy award for best dramatic performance

DURIAN which to the uninitiated human smells like week old unwashed dibussy (All sexual parts) wrapped in gorgonzola, squeezed through the toes of a hobo and kept in a jar of diarrhea farts for 6 days.




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Husky smells Durian - wins academy award for best dramatic performance (Original Post) packman Sep 2022 OP
LOL. It really is nasty. In fact, in many parts of the world, you can't have one in public. catbyte Sep 2022 #1
Hollywood, get the dogs paw print on a contract Walleye Sep 2022 #2
If a dog won't eat it... dchill Sep 2022 #3
Indeed. calimary Sep 2022 #10
Yep. paleotn Sep 2022 #14
LOL, I know. Mine eat cat sh*t! Laffy Kat Sep 2022 #18
Anthony Bourdain once said that eating durian makes your breath smell like Ocelot II Sep 2022 #4
It was the only thing I ever saw Andrew Zimmern spit out. Warpy Sep 2022 #16
Sorry to inform, that's not acting. It really is that bad 😬 MLAA Sep 2022 #5
My DIL is from Vietnam. She talked me into trying durian one time. Arkansas Granny Sep 2022 #6
I'll take that as a... 2naSalit Sep 2022 #7
It's a superfood EYESORE 9001 Sep 2022 #8
🤣 Floyd R. Turbo Sep 2022 #9
Imagine having the smell super-powers of a dog Wild blueberry Sep 2022 #11
From unda cheese Historic NY Sep 2022 #12
that video is the best! Hamlette Sep 2022 #13
That is cruel and unusual punishment. In the US - call the ASPCA. erronis Sep 2022 #15
Cat's smelling Durian (video) Quixote1818 Sep 2022 #17
LOL, the one furiously scratching the table nuxvomica Sep 2022 #20
Omg That poor doggo! ... I read about it Decades ago... electric_blue68 Sep 2022 #19
Sounds like a wonderful friendship. n/t Not Heidi Sep 2022 #25
I dunno wouldn't do that to my dog if I had one electric_blue68 Sep 2022 #26
Did these friends do this? n/t Not Heidi Sep 2022 #27
Poor doggy! Rhiannon12866 Sep 2022 #21
The part that I liked best EndlessWire Sep 2022 #22
And the Oscar goes to . . . Not Heidi Sep 2022 #23
That dog should be in the movies. Emile Sep 2022 #24

catbyte

(34,341 posts)
1. LOL. It really is nasty. In fact, in many parts of the world, you can't have one in public.
Mon Sep 5, 2022, 10:25 AM
Sep 2022

Actual sign:

Ocelot II

(115,608 posts)
4. Anthony Bourdain once said that eating durian makes your breath smell like
Mon Sep 5, 2022, 10:31 AM
Sep 2022

you'd been French-kissing your dead grandmother. Vomit-flavored custard is another description I've heard.

Warpy

(111,169 posts)
16. It was the only thing I ever saw Andrew Zimmern spit out.
Mon Sep 5, 2022, 01:10 PM
Sep 2022

They sell it in the international grocery here but I've never been curious enough to buy one. For one thing, they're enormous.

Arkansas Granny

(31,507 posts)
6. My DIL is from Vietnam. She talked me into trying durian one time.
Mon Sep 5, 2022, 10:47 AM
Sep 2022

Honestly, the rind smelled better than the "edible" part of the fruit, and I can't even describe the taste. It was pretty horrible. 😝

EYESORE 9001

(25,908 posts)
8. It's a superfood
Mon Sep 5, 2022, 11:22 AM
Sep 2022

If you can get past the smell/taste, you’ve got superpowers far in excess of mine.
🤮

erronis

(15,185 posts)
15. That is cruel and unusual punishment. In the US - call the ASPCA.
Mon Sep 5, 2022, 12:50 PM
Sep 2022

I've tried it - not too bad once you get past the odor. But then, why?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian

An acquired taste, some people regard the durian as having a pleasantly sweet fragrance, whereas others find the aroma overpowering and unpleasant. The smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust, and has been described variously as rotten onions, turpentine, and raw sewage. The persistence of its odour, which may linger for several days, led certain hotels and public transportation services in Southeast Asia to ban the fruit. The nineteenth-century British naturalist Alfred Russel Wallace described its flesh as "a rich custard highly flavoured with almonds". The flesh can be consumed at various stages of ripeness, and it is used to flavour a wide variety of savoury and sweet desserts in Southeast Asian cuisines. The seeds can also be eaten when cooked.

electric_blue68

(14,818 posts)
19. Omg That poor doggo! ... I read about it Decades ago...
Tue Sep 6, 2022, 01:59 AM
Sep 2022

it was on the cover of an Nat'l Geo back in the '70s...

You're not allowed to bring it into hotels or on airplanes
Japanese tourists heading back to Japan from, say,
Malaysia have been booted off planes (with it in a suitcase wrapped in cellophane, newspaper etc) by special Durian hunting dogs. Also booted from hotels.

It was described as eating the most wonderful smelling desert in a rotting garbage heap.


Anyway I was becoming friends with an acquaintance in
late '70s. She told me at one time she lived in Malaysia. A light bulb went off. I said - do you know about The Durian?

She got a dreamy look in her eyes;
said "Ah...the Durian!.".. She was also probably totally surprised that someone she'd only hung out w a few times briefly bc I was doing sine commercial artwork for her husband, would know such an obscure thing in this part if the world!
On my way their to their apt I sprained my ankle and after her husband helped me up the 3 flights of stairs...

I was in their house for 3 hours with an ice pack off & on!
That's how we got to becime friends.

And we still 🙂 are (tho a long break nearly 20 yrs '99-'20) 'through mailing mishaps, and a an unexpected reunion in '21! ) !



EndlessWire

(6,460 posts)
22. The part that I liked best
Tue Sep 6, 2022, 06:19 PM
Sep 2022

was the tongue at the end, lolling out like the dog was about to die. The cats were great, with a lot of them about to vomit, which cats are good at. After seeing the cats, I think the dog had nausea, too.

I have never heard of this fruit. TY for the education!

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