BREAKING NEWS: Orange Man from Florida announces he is now King of England.....

[getagrip_already]

"The rules are clear, I am now the King of England and will be taking personal charge of all of the crown jewels and other treasures, for uhmmm, safe keeping".

Lots of people believe this. All the best people.

/s

[louis-t]

1. "People say, sir, you'll be a better queen

than she ever was. Lots of people."

[wryter2000]

4. A big guy

Walked up to me on the street. Tears in his eyes. Said, “Sir, I’m so glad you’re our monarch.”

[Coventina]

2. The Queen is dead, long live the grifter?

Personally, I'd rather keep Lizzie and send Needy Amin to hell......

[wryter2000]

3. If not

It was rigged. Bigly

[Wicked Blue]

5. In a supplementary statement, Balmy King Donny added

"I have also declared the illegal breaking away of the USA from the UK in 1776 to be null and void. I am now The Emperor! Whee!"

"Bow and scrape, peasants."

[Croney]

6. Wait... Where does Melanoma fit into all this?

Will he be holding auditions to fill the role of Queen consort? I don't think the perks are all that great.

[Wicked Blue]

7. Well, he's certainly not going to replace her with Camilla

and Melania is already planning to decorate the palace with blood-red fake Xmas trees

[jmowreader]

8. Not funny

Not sure if it's not funny because it's too soon to start making British Royalty jokes, or not funny because Trump would do it in a heartbeat if he could.

[eShirl]

9. he wants to have it his way

[Sneederbunk]

10. Actually he is Lord Stuffing of Stove Top.