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Ferrets are Cool

(21,105 posts)
Wed Sep 14, 2022, 09:39 AM Sep 2022

The next time a magat complains about inflation, or really ANY other issue they may have...

I am very tempted to just say, "Why don't you just pray it away?" Isn't God omnipotent? And IF it is just part of his "plan", why are you bitchin?
Yeah, I'm in a mood this morning.

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The next time a magat complains about inflation, or really ANY other issue they may have... (Original Post) Ferrets are Cool Sep 2022 OP
I'm worse. I always think "well maybe you didn't pray hard enough" Walleye Sep 2022 #1
LOL Ferrets are Cool Sep 2022 #2
I am worse. I say, "god heard your prayers, and told me to tell you the niyad Sep 2022 #3
LOL Ferrets are Cool Sep 2022 #5
Who are we to question the will of God? Timeflyer Sep 2022 #4
Not sure where you are going with that. Ferrets are Cool Sep 2022 #6
I'm worse. RocRizzo55 Sep 2022 #7
This is good advice Leith Sep 2022 #8
 

RocRizzo55

(980 posts)
7. I'm worse.
Wed Sep 14, 2022, 10:56 AM
Sep 2022

First ask them if they have prayed to god.
When they tell me that they have, I remind them that god is nothing more than dog spelled backwards, and this is proof.
When they tell me that they have not, I tell them, see, you should have prayed, but perhaps to a dog, because it would get a better answer than a dog spelled backwards.

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