Got my Pfizer bivalent booster about 90 minutes ago. Just a heads up for you gentlemen.....

[LuckyCharms]

they give you this one in the pecker.

I tried questioning the woman who gave me the shot, but she screamed at me...

CDC RULES. THIS ONE GOES IN THE PECKER.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

1. Where exactly on the pecker?

And how deep?

Also ... did they at least give you drugs first?

[LuckyCharms]

3. The head, and they go the entire length of the shaft, or in my case,

5/8 of an inch.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

11. Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be pumping in the parking lot beforehand, to avoid the embarrassment

maybe watch a little porn on the phone.

Need to present nicely for those sorts of occasions, esp. if it's a lady doc.

[LuckyCharms]

13. This was at a CVS.

And I always pump up in the parking lot before entering a CVS, so thsi was no big deal for me today.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

14. Only 5/8" even after a pumping in the parking lot?

Man ... that's rough.

I understand they do make these rubber-ring type devices that can help with that though.

Next trip

[jimfields33]

2. Lol. If that were ever to happen, the numbers would drop to practically zero

on who get it. Many would risk getting covid.

[hlthe2b]

5. One might wonder, given rabies post-exposure was once given in the abdomen, how many men

would have acquiesced to a near 100% fatality-preventing vaccine or treatment in an even more vulnerable location.

[LuckyCharms]

6. I have to admit that I lied in my OP.

I asked to get it in the pecker, and she said "I'm sorry sir, it has to go in your arm. Please pull your pants up. I have other people waiting to get vaccinated".

[jimfields33]

8. That's awesome. 😂

[CentralMass]

15. Well you tried.

[EYESORE 9001]

4. I prayed for swelling after I got mine

Alas, it was not to be.
😢

[LuckyCharms]

7. Just remember, size doesn't matter.

Yes it does.

[The Polack MSgt]

9. +++

[jmowreader]

10. Where do they give it when they can't find your pecker?

For instance, let’s say Trump were to get this one. I know they don’t have electron microscopes at vax sites and Stormy Daniels, who has the best visual acuity in America, says Trump’s pecker is microscopic.

[LuckyCharms]

12. They call 911, who then sends an experienced detective and a

pecker sniffing canine.

[Harker]

18. I have one of those.

She licks nipples, too.

A pecker sniffing canine, not a detective.

[CentralMass]

16. It involves a pepper shacker, a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers.

[TheRealNorth]

17. True story

Alex Jones said so himself.

[Chainfire]

19. I am now on my way to becoming a Covid denier!

[keithbvadu2]

20. It depends on how fast she holds it.

It depends on how fast she holds it.

[LuckyCharms]

21. She just stood back about 6 feet...

and threw the syringe at it.

Like a dart.

[Higherarky]

22. It may not be very big around, but it sure is short.

You're a knotty, knotty boy. I hope you're getting spanked regularly.