A man complained to his doctor that he was upset because his wife started smoking.

[LuckyCharms]

His doctor told him "Slow down and use some lube".

[Hugh_Lebowski]

1. Sage words

I have pump bottles of various sorts actually ... wise investment

[keithbvadu2]

2. When did she start smoking? When I found a pack on the nightstand.

When did she start smoking? When I found a pack on the nightstand.

[Srkdqltr]

3. There was a time when I would snicker at this, but lately there has been so much nastiness about

Sexualized subjects aimed at women I really can't find the humor. I'm sure a lot will tell me to lighten up. No I will not.

[whathehell]

4. Yes, I feel the same

amd I'm not "lightening up" either.

[LuckyCharms]

9. Lighten up.

[whathehell]

11. You lighten up

..then get real.

[LuckyCharms]

13. No, you.

[beaglelover]

21. +1, LOL!!

[stopdiggin]

5. crude. not particularly funny.

I think a locker room has been misplaced. (no need to bring it back)

[LuckyCharms]

8. Pull my finger. n/t

[PJMcK]

6. Here's how I heard a female comedian tell the joke

WOMAN: Honey, do you smoke after sex?

MAN: I don't know. I never looked.

[LuckyCharms]

7. I've heard it that way as well. Actually, when I typed this OP last night...

my wife was sitting in the office with me and she started giggling and told me the joke before I typed it.

She was on her tablet, I think she saw it on Reddit.

[whathehell]

10. That's nice

..but it still doesn't make it okay here.

[LuckyCharms]

12. Now you've done it...

I'm going to check with you before each one of my posts to determine if it's ok before proceeding.

[whathehell]

16. Lol..Try "reading the room", bro

then personal "check-ins" won't be necessary.

[LuckyCharms]

17. I'm not your bro, brah.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

[whathehell]

18. That's good, bro

Let's keep it that way.

[LuckyCharms]

19. If you want, I can turn this into one of those epic threads.

[whathehell]

20. Lol..It seems you have a strong need for

"the last word", however lame it might be, so I'll let you have it.

Buh bye.

[LuckyCharms]

22. You're right. I was wrong and I want to apologize

for taking so long to respond to this comment.

I was busy having sex, and I was so wrapped up in the moment that I didn't notice all of the smoke in the room. My neighbor called the fire department and I had to stand outside with no pants on before they issued the "all clear".

Before you get upset, I need to disclose that I was not having sex with my spouse, because as I've found out in this thread, that would be wrong. Very very wrong (she wasn't home anyway, she was out shopping with her boyfriend, thank goodness).

I was having sex with myself, and got a little too enthusiastic.

[Demsrule86]

14. I thought it was funny so did hubs.

[LuckyCharms]

15. Thanks, Demsrule86.