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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA man complained to his doctor that he was upset because his wife started smoking.
His doctor told him "Slow down and use some lube".
Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)I have pump bottles of various sorts actually ... wise investment
keithbvadu2
(36,640 posts)When did she start smoking? When I found a pack on the nightstand.
Srkdqltr
(6,224 posts)Sexualized subjects aimed at women I really can't find the humor. I'm sure a lot will tell me to lighten up. No I will not.
whathehell
(29,026 posts)amd I'm not "lightening up" either.
LuckyCharms
(17,410 posts)whathehell
(29,026 posts)..then get real.
LuckyCharms
(17,410 posts)beaglelover
(3,459 posts)stopdiggin
(11,238 posts)I think a locker room has been misplaced. (no need to bring it back)
LuckyCharms
(17,410 posts)PJMcK
(21,988 posts)WOMAN: Honey, do you smoke after sex?
MAN: I don't know. I never looked.
LuckyCharms
(17,410 posts)my wife was sitting in the office with me and she started giggling and told me the joke before I typed it.
She was on her tablet, I think she saw it on Reddit.
whathehell
(29,026 posts)..but it still doesn't make it okay here.
LuckyCharms
(17,410 posts)I'm going to check with you before each one of my posts to determine if it's ok before proceeding.
whathehell
(29,026 posts)then personal "check-ins" won't be necessary.
LuckyCharms
(17,410 posts)I'm not your buddy, pal.
whathehell
(29,026 posts)Let's keep it that way.
LuckyCharms
(17,410 posts)whathehell
(29,026 posts)"the last word", however lame it might be, so I'll let you have it.
Buh bye.
LuckyCharms
(17,410 posts)for taking so long to respond to this comment.
I was busy having sex, and I was so wrapped up in the moment that I didn't notice all of the smoke in the room. My neighbor called the fire department and I had to stand outside with no pants on before they issued the "all clear".
Before you get upset, I need to disclose that I was not having sex with my spouse, because as I've found out in this thread, that would be wrong. Very very wrong (she wasn't home anyway, she was out shopping with her boyfriend, thank goodness).
I was having sex with myself, and got a little too enthusiastic.