OK Lucky Charms...you started it...

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A man who had been married for 1 year went to the drag races with his friends...as the dragsters were doing their "burnouts" to heat their tires, he turned to his friends and said "Wow, I haven't smelled that much burning rubber since my wedding night".

Tag, Lucky, you're it!

[LuckyCharms]

1. Doctor told a man that he needed to provide

a fecal sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample.

Man said "Can I just give you my underwear"?

[LuckyCharms]

2. My friend asked me "What rhymes with orange"?

I said "No it doesn't".

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4. The man was out on his first date with this woman & she asked...

Have you ever been married before?

He answered. yes, 3 times.

In a surprised voice she asked "what happened to your first wife".

He responded, "She died after eating some poisoned mushrooms".

"What happened to your second wife?"

"She also died after eating some poisoned mushrooms".

"And did your 3rd wife also die of poisoned mushrooms?"

He replied no she didn't.

"What did she die from?"

"She fell down some stairs"

"How did that happen?"

"Well, she wouldn't eat her mushrooms"