Melania Wishes She Could Get Divorced Just by Thinking About It

[packman]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—In a candid interview guaranteed to make headlines, Melania Trump revealed that she wished she could get a divorce “just by thinking about it.”

While stressing that she had no plans to divorce her husband, Mrs. Trump said that doing so would require “a lot more than having the idea in my head.”

“I think to get a divorce one would need lawyers, courts, those types of things,” she said. “To say you can undo something like a marriage just by thinking about it is some kind of crazy talk.”

At the conclusion of the interview, Mrs. Trump emphasized, once again, that she was happy in her marriage to Donald Trump. “I live in a beautiful home with all the nuclear codes a woman could want,” she said.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/melania-wishes-she-could-get-divorced-just-by-thinking-about-it

[Joinfortmill]

1. 👍

[Mike Nelson]

2. Hmm...

... my guess is that she thinks more about a settlement than a divorce!

[dutch777]

3. The only thing keeping her near Donnie is probably a punitive prenup and Baron

A pretty bird in a gilded cage she walked into willingly. Hard to have any pity except maybe for Baron

[NCjack]

4. If she goes for a divorce, that would be more lawyer and court time for Mr. TRE45ON.

[tanyev]

5. I'm not sure Donny would still be in corporeal form if it were up to Melania's thoughts.