I want a crank installed at the foot of my casket that when turned plays

[Floyd R. Turbo]

“Pop goes the weasel”!

[walkingman]

1. Lay off the weed so early in the morning ☮

[The Unmitigated Gall]

2. Will a little hole open in the lid?

Or the entire thing fly open?

[EYESORE 9001]

3. I'd like to meet the brave individual

who cranks all the way to ‘pop.’

[duhneece]

4. I want a motion activated attachment on my arm/hand that touches whoever goes by

And a recording of me saying, “Got you last.”

[BlueGreenLady]

5. Good idea, but I want my recording to say

"You're it! I Quit! "

[duhneece]

8. We share a certain sense of humor nt

[yellowdogintexas]

6. my mom did not want an open casket and swore she would haunt us if we had one

Her answer was a mechanism which would make her sit up with a recording "I TOLD you not to open this thing!" if anyone opened it.

My mom was a trip

[Callalily]

7. That may not be so funny.

My friends spouse is building his own casket. When she told me that I said "how creepy"! Maybe I should tell him about your crank idea.

Can you imagine having a casket in the workshop!

[Old Crank]

9. Be really good

thing on an urn for cremains.

[malthaussen]

10. The prank Winnegan pulls in "Riders of the Purple Wage"

... is good enough for me.

-- Mal

[panader0]

11. I saw Screamin' Jay Hawkins around '68 at the Waikiki Shell.

He was rolled out in a casket, the horns started and the casket opened and he sang 'I Put A Spell On You'
from the casket.