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An old man is sitting in a darkened room, being interrogated by two guards
Guard: “I want you to sign ze papers, old man.”
Old Man: “These papers? I can’t read them. What do they say?”
Guard: “They are merely a statement that you have not been tortured. Now sign ze papers.”
Old Man: “I can’t sign ze papers.”
Guard: “SIGN ze papers and you will be released!”
Old Man: “But I can’t, I can’t.”
Guard: “You WILL sign ze papers.”
Old Man: “It’s impossible, I cannot sign ze papers.”
Guard: “‘Impossible?’ Tell me, why is it impossible for you to sign ze papers?”
*Old man holds up his hands
Old Man: “Because you have broken my fingers.”
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