The young Republican rightwing cowboy was walking a pretty girl home from the...

Saturday night barn dance. He was falling in love, it was a beautiful, romantic evening.

"Julia, I'll bet you've been out with a lot of worse-looking, dumber fellows than me?" he asked bashfully.

Julia didn't answer.

He tried again, "Julia, I'll bet you've been out with a lot of uglier, stupider fellows than me!"

"Keep quiet and give me a minute" Julia replied. "I'm trying to think"