Give us some predictions for 2050 headlines...

[First Speaker]

...assuming such things as "headlines" and "newspapers" still exist then. And--just to make it clear--I at least am trying to be a little, you know, funny...


***AMA study extols health benefits of smoking; "Oops--looks like we got that one a little bit wrong"


***Harrison Ford to star in Indiana Jones XII; producers say his being dead no drawback


***UN calls for US, Europe to step up building of coal plants; glaciers reach as far south as Cleveland, Long Island Sound

***Brady to make comeback with New York Jets

***Keith Richard to cut new album

***Sanders announces 2052 Presidential run

***GOP Congress announces new Benghazi probe

***Stallone announces comeback as Rocky


...and so it goes...

[jimfields33]

1. Candy bar goes above 100 dollars for the first time.

But all you can eat at Golden Corral is still a bargain at 322 dollars a person.

[MuseRider]

2. By that time

I will be specks of dust and ash fertilizing my farm that I hope my sons have made an absolute killing on when they sell it.

[SoCalDavidS]

3. DOJ Nears Decision On Whether To Indict Donald Trump For 2021 Capitol Riots

[OhNo-Really]

6. Posthumously one can assume.

[OhNo-Really]

4. Dual House Snorkels Rebates Well Received

As sea waters reach 10’ above 2023 normal levels, intake and outflow air snorkels may provide a solution for sea level homes. Coupled with a 3D printed waterproof home seal.

Also, recycled desalinated in-home systems may provide nutrient rich solution for hydroponic food production and to moisten worm beds to feed the new norm: multigenerational homes.

Proving, once again, humans ability to adapt to their planet-wide destructive tendencies.

[bluestarone]

5. TFG tries for his

12th attempt at insurrection, from prison!

[Baked Potato]

7. The Retirement age will be 100. Nt

[Cartoonist]

8. The last acre of dry land succumbs to the sea.

[Chipper Chat]

9. Eminem announces run for President

as a Democrat. At 77 he claims health is not an issue and he feels great.

[Baked Potato]

10. Now, that is plausible! Lol...

[Mr.Bill]

11. I doubt he can beat the

popular incumbent, George Santos.

[Chipper Chat]

15. EM is much "Shadyer" than george.

[doc03]

12. President Eric Trump nominates George Santos for the SCOTUS nt

[Lochloosa]

13. ....

[roamer65]

14. There won't be a 2050.

That date is a human concoction and we either won’t exist or will be near Stone Age existence again.