If there was a zombie outbreak, conservatives would probably be first to go, because

[MiddleFingerMom]

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... because their brains are pre-washed.
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[pinboy3niner]

1. I'll bet ZombieHorde thinks your brain smells really nice

[Baitball Blogger]

2. Actually, they would be a hybrid kind of zombie because,

other zombies you can put down by shooting them in the head, but conservatives will reanimate without brains since they had none to begin with. Actually.

[ismnotwasm]

3. They are the zombies

I saw enough of the RNC to know this.

[Ikonoklast]

4. They don't do cardio.

And they always forget to double tap.

[PuffedMica]

5. A zombie would never harm a true Republican

Professional courtesy 'ya know.

[nolabear]

6. And you KNOW they'd be throwing one another at the zombies to get away.

I still think Atlas Shrugged and Zombies would be AWESOME.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. "All I have t'be is faster than YOU."