You know that new Jeff Foxworthy Bible challenge game?

[alphafemale]

Freaked the boyfriend out completely by calling out the answers before any options were even on the board.

him - How can you know this? You HATE THIS!

say that again

You HATE THIS! How do you know so much about this?

ask me that again. slowly this time

How do you.... ooohhhh! So it sucked huh?"

[alphafemale]

1. I wonder if you could go on there and donate to some atheist charity

Just to piss some people off. Cause I could rip at that lame game.

[a kennedy]

2. I dang near threw up when I passed by this on the GSN....

Could not believe something like this would be on TV

[BB_Smoke]

3. Repeated studies have proven...

Atheists know the Bible better than the people who purportedly believe it.

It's like tea party people and the Constitution - those who claim reverence for it have never read it. Just the claim of adherence and piety magically compensates for not actually having read it. I have also noticed both camps - tea party and fundamentalist - heavily overlap as a demographic, and both maintain the only interpretation of both Bible and Constitution is literal and concrete. No room for contextual understanding. Rigid, authoritarian 'thinking'.

Okay...I overthought this.

[alphafemale]

7. I wasn't an atheist when I learned it though

Well...maybe a little.

I certainly started choking on the horses turds I was being force fed pretty young.

[BB_Smoke]

16. I wasn't either

I first learned about it in Sunday School. Thinking about what I learned came later.

[Baitball Blogger]

4. My kids told me that their young cousins can recite phrases from the bible.

They start them young.

[alphafemale]

5. Wait...if they're your kids cousins....

Wouldn't that make them your nieces and nephews?

[Baitball Blogger]

9. I don't speak to their mother any more.

Let's just say I got to see how Christian Christians can be when we were trying to divide my mother's belongings after she died.

[zen_bohemian]

6. I haven't even turned on this show, there is no way I could answer very many questions correctly

I thought Moses was the dude who made the ark, so you can imagine.....

[alphafemale]

8. Yeah. It was just to prove a point.

Not something I'd ever watch on a regular basis.

Kind of like that Honey Boo Boo thing. You gotta see it once.

[Taverner]

12. Honey Boo Boo has to start a punk band when she turns 12

Then, and only then, will the world be saved

[alphafemale]

14. lol!

[alphafemale]

15. She does seem like a pretty savvy little kid.

Takes far more after her mom.

She's playing that keep ninety percent of your brain hidden game that some southern women do and you catch a glimmer now and then.

Why they do this? I don't know.

The father and older sisters appear to be slap idiots.

[Taverner]

10. I challenge THEE!!!!

I used to beat my Grandfather, the Reverend, at the Bible trivia game.

And yes, I hate it too.

[Bucky]

11. I feel the same way about Gilligan's Island. Fucking horrible show.

But as a kid I memorized like half the episodes and still retain a residue of my encyclopedic awareness of that cultish diversion.

[Tom Ripley]

13. This lifelong nonbeliever could kick ass on that show

[HarveyDarkey]

17. I don't know that game

I'm assuming it's on teevee somewhere.
I know I'd kick those Xyian's asses.