What kind of bellybutton do YOU have? Any navel anecdotes?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[zbdent]

1. let me gaze at mine ...

[trof]

2. Linty

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. M-m-m-m-m... I can guess how you freshen your breath.

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[A Simple Game]

3. Deep and dark, I think I could write a novel about that particular recess. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

4. Anecdotes? Well, now that you mention it...

What's that? Navel anecdotes, not naval anecdotes? Well that's very different! ...
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[dixiegrrrrl]

6. Got to admit..that is punny.

[dr.strangelove]

7. So the first day I was in my dorm at college, there was a knock at the door

and in walks this cute girl and asks if she can clean me and my roommate's belly buttons. She had q-tips and water with her. Who were we to deny her. We pulled up out shirts and she cleaned them out.
I'm still good friends with her.

[gkhouston]

8. LOL. I've got an innie, and it has a freckle inside.

Okay, so actually it's a flat mole, but I didn't realize it was there until I was several months' pregnant.

[Kali]

9. I used to have a a nice innie

even thought about getting a piercing at one time (just before everybody in the fucking world started getting tattoed and pierced)

now it resembles a whale shark's mouth

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. !!!

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[Monk06]

11. I figure if I collected my navel lint for the past 15 years I could have a nice cotton toque by now.