Have you found Jesus?

[Major Nikon]

[HappyMe]

1. That's funny.

[woodsprite]

2. Why yes I have! He can't stand up anymore, so he's laying on my bookshelf.

When I put him under a light, he glows for hours

[pipi_k]

3. I found him but...

if I post the photo, there's a good chance someone might alert on it.

Too bad, because it's a hoot.

[HopeHoops]

4. I didn't know he was missing!

[Bertha Venation]

5. I can't see the pictures you post. However, I did find Jesus.

He was among the loose change under the cushions on my couch. I dusted off the crumbs and he was as good as new.

[Arugula Latte]

6. Jesus was in my heart, so I had an operation to get him out.

[hifiguy]

7. No, but I haven't looked behind

the refrigerator.

[Scuba]

8. Third cubicle on the left, doing data base maintenance.

[byeya]

9. I found Jesus: I've paid him to mow my yard.

Gracias, Jesus. Nice job.

[Mopar151]

10. He just left!

My uncle's response to any telephone inquiry involving his ne'r do well buddies - whether they have been in the state lately or not.

[IrishEyes]

11. I can't even find my keys. Jesus will have to wait.

[sarge43]

12. Paul Newman did