A rebirth of occupational last names?

[raccoon]

I don’t know about you, but sometimes I make them up for my cell phone. For instance, the maintenance man at my apartment. I don’t know his last name, so I list him as “Gary Maintenance.” My hairdresser—I know her last name, but she’s listed as “Christie Hairdresser.”

Your turn.

[LiberalEsto]

1. My husband refers to his boss as

(name withheld) Asshole.

I guess that's an occupation.

[mysuzuki2]

2. I don't think I like this idea much.

People would start calling me "John Lazy Bastard."

[pink-o]

6. My thought exactly

Anja Slacker does not have a good ring to it!

[Xyzse]

3. I'm a damn variable.

A co-worker called me a Jamaican.
Which basically meant I have a lot of different unrelated side jobs included with my main job.

I look nowhere like a Jamaican... Although it might be interesting to have Jamaica as a last name.

[HopeHoops]

4. Betty Prostitute.

[raccoon]

5. You're incorrigible, HH. nt

[HopeHoops]

7. That's my forte.