Just for fun:...."Big Jar of Money"
Last edited Fri Sep 28, 2012, 04:19 PM - Edit history (1)
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he's sitting there, he notices a huge jar on top of the bar filled with money. He goes over to look at it and he sees it's full of $20, $50 and $100 dollar bills.
He asks the bartender about it and the bartender says:
"You want that jar of money?..You have to do three things..
You see that guy standing by the back door?"
The man looks over and sees the biggest guy he's ever seen...almost 7 feet tall, all muscle, obviously a weight lifter, standing by the back door.
"First, you have to knock that guy out,
Second, you have to go out that door, where you'll find a viscous Doberman with an infected tooth. ..You'll have to pull out the infected tooth.
Third, you walk up the stairs, where a 96 year-old woman lives, and you have to have sex with her.
You do all those things, and the money is yours."
The guy thinks to himself, "I can do all that."
So he gets up, and heads toward the guy at the back door.
He hits the guy hard, right in his stomach, and the guy goes down, moaning in pain.
He steps over the big guy, goes out the back door, and right away there is the noise of what sounds like a viscous dog attacking someone....the growling and snarling sounds go on for about 5 minutes......
Then the guy walks back in and says to the bartender:
"Now, where's that old lady with the infected tooth?"
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