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rug

(82,333 posts) Fri Sep 28, 2012, 06:10 PM Sep 2012

How fast is the Lounge going downhill?

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	Too fast
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	Just right
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	Faster than a (insert dirty joke)
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	it goes sideways and inward like the flight of a semi-stoned sparrow on a fluffy spring day in winter
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	It's going uphill
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	It's going sideways
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	It's stationary
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	It's spinning out of control
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	I came here by accident and I hate it
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How fast is the Lounge going downhill? (Original Post) rug Sep 2012 OP

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! Wait Wut Sep 2012 #1

Oooh, I'll edit. rug Sep 2012 #2

Live fast, die young Joe Shlabotnik Sep 2012 #3

Downhill? DOWNHILL!!? Why, back in my day... bluesbassman Sep 2012 #4

I know. We've earn the right to go downhill and enjoy the ride. Baitball Blogger Sep 2012 #6

telephone poles look like a picket fence!!1!11! Ptah Sep 2012 #5

I blame it on Honey Boo Boo. Baitball Blogger Sep 2012 #7

What kind of sparrow? nt rrneck Sep 2012 #8

Approximately... Dr. Strange Sep 2012 #9

Faster than a fireman on a greased pole. Tobin S. Sep 2012 #10

just call us: The Bottom of The Hill Gang. Tuesday Afternoon Sep 2012 #11

BWAHAHHA!! Kali Sep 2012 #19

Is there a problem?!1 n/t UTUSN Sep 2012 #12

Not really Tobin S. Sep 2012 #13

Not at all. HappyMe Sep 2012 #14

DAMN! IT'S MY PARENTS. CLEAN THIS PLACE UP NOW OmahaBlueDog Sep 2012 #15

BWAHAHHA!! Kali Sep 2012 #18

That's a very poetic choice you added in there! HopeHoops Sep 2012 #16

The Lounge hasn't hit rock bottom yet?!! n/t A Simple Game Sep 2012 #17

Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)

1. AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 06:24 PM

Sep 2012

I can't poke the buttons!!!

The Lounge is NOT going downhill...it goes sideways and inward like the flight of a semi-stoned sparrow on a fluffy spring day in winter.

rug

(82,333 posts)

2. Oooh, I'll edit.

Reply to Wait Wut (Reply #1)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 06:28 PM

Sep 2012

Joe Shlabotnik

(5,604 posts)

3. Live fast, die young

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 06:38 PM

Sep 2012

leave a drunken incoherent epitaph scrawled on the lounge bathroom wall!

bluesbassman

(19,358 posts)

4. Downhill? DOWNHILL!!? Why, back in my day...

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 07:07 PM

Sep 2012

We had to go UPHILL both ways, through three feet of snow pulling a sled with a cord of oak firewood.

Downhill. Phffft!

Baitball Blogger

(46,676 posts)

6. I know. We've earn the right to go downhill and enjoy the ride.

Reply to bluesbassman (Reply #4)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 07:23 PM

Sep 2012

Ptah

(33,019 posts)

5. telephone poles look like a picket fence!!1!11!

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 07:21 PM

Sep 2012

Baitball Blogger

(46,676 posts)

7. I blame it on Honey Boo Boo.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 07:54 PM

Sep 2012

rrneck

(17,671 posts)

8. What kind of sparrow? nt

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 08:09 PM

Sep 2012

Dr. Strange

(25,915 posts)

9. Approximately...

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 08:24 PM

Sep 2012

9.8 m/s², if I understand the gravity of the situation.

Tobin S.

(10,418 posts)

10. Faster than a fireman on a greased pole.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 08:27 PM

Sep 2012

Faster than a trucker hiring a lumper.

Faster than the Bandit.

Faster than Roadrunner getting away from Wile E. Coyote.

Faster than Tobin downing a beer on a Friday night.

Faster than Romney bilking a successful small business.

Faster than a politician accepting a campaign donation.

Faster than an Olympic sprinter.

Faster than a replacement ref missing a call.

Faster than an Yngwie Malmsteen guitar solo.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

11. just call us: The Bottom of The Hill Gang.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:11 PM

Sep 2012

Kali

(55,002 posts)

19. BWAHAHHA!!

Reply to Tuesday Afternoon (Reply #11)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 11:15 PM

Sep 2012

UTUSN

(70,641 posts)

12. Is there a problem?!1 n/t

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:29 PM

Sep 2012

Tobin S.

(10,418 posts)

13. Not really

Reply to UTUSN (Reply #12)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:36 PM

Sep 2012

Just a little bullshit from a long standing feud. 98% of the lounge is still fun.

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)

14. Not at all.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 07:16 AM

Sep 2012

Sideways! Like a fluffy stoner on a spring day. Like Jack Sparrow.....or something.

But the Temperance Crusaders will disagree.

OmahaBlueDog

(10,000 posts)

15. DAMN! IT'S MY PARENTS. CLEAN THIS PLACE UP NOW

Reply to rug (Original post)

Sat Sep 29, 2012, 09:19 AM

Sep 2012

They just pulled up, and they're talking to the neighbors.

Oh, no .. there's bodily function threads everywhere. What are we gonna do? You sex thread people.. get out of here. Go get a room!HopeHoops..get over here. Help me clean this mess up!

Oh jeeze.. now the're talking to Mrs. Dworkin. I'm betting she called the cops....

I'm gonna get killed for this...