Biker gangs are lame, I'm gonna start a Minivan Gang

[NightWatcher]

Picture a bunch of frustrated middle aged men gathered in a parking lot with their minivans and suvs with those stupid stick figure family decals, drinking beers and talking about baby proofing....

I really need to get out

[whistler162]

1. My AMC Pacer gang will anihilate you!

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. "The Oatmeal" is way ahead of you.

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[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. :-) !!

[kentauros]

3. How about gangs of art-car minivans?

Then you will make people happy to see you, instead of running away

[LawnKorn]

5. Oh Yeah, don't mess with the Hybrid Highwaymen

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Baddest doods around.

0 to 50 miles per hour


At 28MPG

[HappyMe]

18. lol!

50mph!

[HopeHoops]

6. I've got the minivan (Pontiac Montana) - you bringin' the beer?

[Ptah]

7. I'll bring beer if we don't go to the southside.

[HopeHoops]

9. South side of WHAT? Come to think of it, both the south side and north side of HBG are problems.

Downtown is fine, but venture into the other territories and expect to get stabbed or shot.

[Ptah]

10. Since I'm in midtown, I'm mostly safe.

Downtown is cool if we meet-up in the Library parking garage.

Far northside is good, it's mostly National Forest.

Bring sterno.

[HopeHoops]

12. Mine's the extended version. Seats eight with plenty of cargo room - still gets 26 MPG.

And that's with a full load and the AC on. It can also blow the crap out of little shitbox boom box rice-burners with no muffler off the line. I don't drag race much anymore, but it's sort of fun to shame those things with a minivan. I've got a 3.4 and a high-torque transmission. It's also stock. Those silly air foils are a dead giveaway that the go-cart has no HP.

[Ptah]

13. I am surprised when I punch it.

I nearly died street racing.

I have no racing left in me.

[HopeHoops]

15. Yeah, I had a lot of close calls, but a 3.4 Pontiac engine is damn cool.

The owner's manual on my 390 68 Galaxie 500 fastback says not to do more than 70 in 1st gear. I nearly snapped my neck a few times shifting into second at 75. I never encountered anything that could take her off the line.

[MineralMan]

8. That gang already exists and is nationwide.

All you have to do is try to turn left from a street approaching a school entrance in the morning or afternoon. Not a chance. The minivan gang will block any attempt.

ETA: Crap. I posted in a Lounge thread. I thought I was in GD. Never mind.

[fizzgig]

14. i'm really not sure what your malfunction is with the lounge

you posted in a lounge thread, what is the bfd? you seem to go out of your way to complain any time you wander in here.

[HappyMe]

17. Who the fuck knows or cares any more.

You would figure out that you were in the Lounge by the thread titles, pretty darn quick.

[pinboy3niner]

11. Some of those stick figure family decals are cool...

[HappyMe]

16. I like those.