I'm at a restaurant and the dude at the next table WILL NOT SHUT UP

[XemaSab]

Anyone have a sock I can borrow?

[taterguy]

1. Grab the nearest infant and start breast-feeding

Obviously

[seabeyond]

2. ah hahahaha. lol. nt

[XemaSab]

3. Ironically, there's a baby with him

There's also a girl who looks about 8 who can't read the phrase "Angels sent from above, please protect the ones we love."

[Ptah]

4. Adopt them and teach manners.

[Vanje]

18. yes

YES!

[madinmaryland]

5. That's why I don't go to Olive Garden.

[TexasTowelie]

6. Why don't you cut the cheese? n/t

[surrealAmerican]

7. Are you trying to say you went to the restaurant ...

... without your socks?

I guess it's "no shoes, no service", but they don't mind about the socks.

[MilesColtrane]

8. Ask your wait person to move you.

Make sure you do it loudly...something like, "DO YOU THINK I CAN SIT AT ANOTHER TABLE? CHRIST, I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF CHEW WITH THAT DOUCHEBAG OVER THERE YAMMERING ON!"

[LeftyMom]

9. This is why you should keep a roll of duct tape in the trunk of your car.

You know, for emergencies.

[LiberalFighter]

16. See if Dexter is around and wants to do a favor.

[bluedigger]

10. Maybe it's your super sensitive hearing?

Earplugs?

[JTFrog]

11. Does this sock smell like chloroform? n/t

[Bluzmann57]

12. Ask for another table

And ask yourself why you are bringing a PC or whatever to a restaurant in the first place. Quit the electronic world for a while and have an actual conversation with your dinner mate.

[XemaSab]

15. I was there by myself

The service was glacially slow, so I grabbed my laptop out of the car while I was waiting.

[UnrepentantLiberal]

13. Do as Larry does.

[frogmarch]

14. Great video clip! Who is the

man with Jody? He looks and sounds like Super Dave Osborne (Bob Einstein). I loved the Super Dave show!

Anyway, yes, that's what the OP should do! LOL

[UnrepentantLiberal]

20. That is Super Dave.

[pacalo]

19. Hahaaaa! Love it!

[whistler162]

17. Probably complaining about the person

at the next table texting at the table.

[XemaSab]

22. I was sitting by myself on my laptop

while waiting for my food to come.

Why would this be a problem for anyone?

[A Simple Game]

21. join in on the conversation. n/t