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Stuart G

(38,403 posts)
Sun Jan 1, 2012, 08:49 PM Jan 2012

An Old Guy Working out in the Gym...#11

An old guy … ok, a guy in is early 70s... and not in the best of shape.... (and sad to say, he looked it)
was starting to work out in the gym.

It was his third day, when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.

He asked the nearby trainer, "What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?"


The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I'd try the ATM in the lobby."



...hell at least I am trying...........Stuart......



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An Old Guy Working out in the Gym...#11 (Original Post) Stuart G Jan 2012 OP
That is the funniest joke ever!!!! sammytko Jan 2012 #1
Hahaaaaa! pacalo Jan 2012 #2
I liked it, probably fits me in ten years. n/t A Simple Game Jan 2012 #3
EWWWW!, what a perverted creep. Odin2005 Jan 2012 #4
Young Men vs. Old Men in the Locker Room Frank Cannon Jan 2012 #5
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