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Stuart G

(38,414 posts)
Fri Nov 23, 2012, 10:29 PM Nov 2012

The parrot and the dishwasher repairman..

Mrs.. Broomfield's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman.
He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and since
she had to
go to work the next day, she told him: "I'll leave the key under the mat.
the dishwasher
leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check.
the way, don't worry about my Rottweiler. He
won't bother you. But
whatever you do,.... do not under any circumstances talk
to my parrot!"

The repairman arrived at Mrs.. Broomfield's
apartment the next day ...
He discovered the biggest and meanest looking
Rottweiler he had ever seen. But, just like she had said, the dog just lay there on
the carpet, watching
the repairman go about his business.
However, the whole time he was there, the parrot
drove him nuts with his
incessant squawking , talking, and making all kinds of noise...
Finally the repairman
couldn't contain
himself any longer and yelled: "Shut up, you stupid
bird!"
To which the parrot replied: "Get him, Brutus!

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The parrot and the dishwasher repairman.. (Original Post) Stuart G Nov 2012 OP
ha...lol nt nadine_mn Nov 2012 #1
Um... HopeHoops Nov 2012 #2
Had to be a cockatoo. n/t sarge43 Nov 2012 #3
ah ~ yep In_The_Wind Nov 2012 #4

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
4. ah ~ yep
Sat Nov 24, 2012, 10:40 AM
Nov 2012

My parrot drops rewards to the dog all the time.
If she squawks an alarm the dog looks to protect it's food source = teamwork. [img][/img]

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