Need help with roof damage

[Angry Dragon]

I have reindeer poop and hoof holes in the roof

and a very fat man stuck in the flue .......... what do I do??

[Brigid]

1. Call 911.

Let us know what kind of response you get.

[rrneck]

2. Hang on, let me get my crowbar. Oh, wait... nt

[In_The_Wind]

3. Move out. They'll be back for the fat guy.

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Oh. And a very Merry Christmas to you.

[Angry Dragon]

8. then I would be homeless

and a Merry Christmas to you

[In_The_Wind]

9. Then I guess ya just gotta put up with the shit.

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[LiberalEsto]

4. The NRA recommends

more guns

[Major Nikon]

5. Shoot a reindeer and have roast beast for dinner

[Angry Dragon]

7. the reindeer are gone ...... just the fat man is left

[Major Nikon]

10. Start a fire and save the drippings for gravy?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. That'll put a damper on your plans for a yule fire.