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Stuart G

(38,420 posts)
Wed Jan 2, 2013, 07:20 PM Jan 2013

Short Joke...English Professors Assignment.. Please..Punctuate Correctly...totally clean..

An English professor wrote these words on the blackboard, directing his
students to punctuate it correctly.

"Woman without her man is nothing."

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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Short Joke...English Professors Assignment.. Please..Punctuate Correctly...totally clean.. (Original Post) Stuart G Jan 2013 OP
Third phrase is correct. n/t RebelOne Jan 2013 #1
You may be correct..but Stuart G Jan 2013 #2

Stuart G

(38,420 posts)
2. You may be correct..but
Wed Jan 2, 2013, 07:30 PM
Jan 2013

some may argue with you..of course, I would never argue with the third phrase....

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