So who would you f@ck if you weren't ordinarily attracted to that type?

[Cherchez la Femme]

OK, I'll be using *fuck* from now on (actually I don't 'fuck' but make delight some love to like they were a fresh-picked, organic, perfectly ripe --but sturdy-- anthropomorphic peach... but typing that out every time is unbearable)

So, the question is, in a better entirety, what persons or persons --y'know, usually an artist or entertainer or musician or scientist or athlete or talent or philosopher; you get the gist-- who isn't your usual type but you unexpectedly see them and your libido does flip-flops and you think to yerself 'Holy sheet' (not meant as shroud, Jaybus ya gotta be careful with language here nowadays) 'that is one hot wo/man and I'd like to relax awhile with herm nekkid on a pristine beach or tempurpedic bed or other favorite venue and do the (perhaps) horizontal bop?

I know it happens to us all, hell, I shed 'bisexual' YEARS ago for my preferred self-appellation as a Femme-Dyke (which I absolutely am) and given half a chance I would savor the fancies (and let them vice versa) of 'others' like Patrick Stewart, Michio Kaku, Pete Townshend (funny story about that but another time) and... well, YOU know what I mean... I don't gotta tell you ALL now, do I?

Reason I ask, I happened to watch the Woodstock clip today: Santana: Soul Survivor & saw not one but TWO foreign edibles that got my ears an other stuff all perky:
Michael Shrieve, the drummer
and Larry Young (help me with name here if I'm wrong, this guys name is kinda hard to research) the organist. Yowza!
A two-fer!
Now I'm not switching teams but it was highly unusual,
thought-provoking too so I figured this may be the Lounge's kinda thing to discuss or ponder upon or snicker about even. Yeah, you b/tards know who you are.

so I just thought I'd ask...


(this kinda question won't disappear in the Lounge, will it?)

[taterguy]

1. 20 years ago I'd answer

But I honestly can't see myself fucking someone I wasn't ordinarily attracted to.

Even if I wasn't in a relationship I've come to believe that there's no such thing as no strings attached sex.

YMMV.

[Cherchez la Femme]

3. Why, you old-timey romantic, you!

BTW time 'n age don't matter. Mozart's always been #1 on my list of all time.

[taterguy]

27. Ok, here's my answer from 20 years ago

Dennis Rodman or someone similar.

Happy now?

[Cherchez la Femme]

48. Curiosity satisfied!

But I gotta say that's *almost* as good as Jack Nicholson!

[taterguy]

61. Let me know if there's anything else you're curious about

Or not.

[Cherchez la Femme]

63. Tater, Tater, Tater...

Do you REALLY wanna know?

Let's play it nice an safe an polite.

[taterguy]

64. Any polite things you're curious about?

[Cherchez la Femme]

65. Well I'm reading this & about orgies right now,

So, uh, you gotta give me a couple hours to um... come down
(yea a grrl can say that too)

[taterguy]

67. I'll wait

[CreekDog]

89. .

[Chan790]

2. Thandie Newton.

Arguably the most-beautiful woman I've ever seen. Not just hot, but clearly intelligent and well-read.

[Cherchez la Femme]

5. Rrowrr. Always been on my nuzzling neck list

If I were a purely hedonistic one-time Dona Giovanni that is. (Tater made me a sad blush cause he changed it to instead of a 'what-if?' to a 'you little tart you' : )

[taterguy]

8. No tartness was implied

I have nothing against people who don't confine themselves to sex with one other person.

It just isn't a choice I make at this point in my life.

[RedCloud]

4. Nancy Pelosi!

Ask not what you can do for your country,

Ask what you can do for Nancy Pelosi.

[Cherchez la Femme]

6. Love it!

[datasuspect]

7. i find beauty in all of god's creation

plus, i am a filthy fuckpig and usually hornier than a lot lizard, plus i like to show my manboobs.

never had a "type."

i catch them sex odors in the air and WELL DOGGIE, it's like jethro bodine done infested my body.

i have never seen or met an unattractive woman in my life.

[Cherchez la Femme]

9. Bet yer parties round the cement pond after closing time are pure legend

Every dag-nabbed one!

[pipi_k]

17. OK, "Jethro"....

would you do Miss Jane Hathaway?

How about Granny?

[datasuspect]

18. fer sure!

[Arctic Dave]

23. I believe the phrase is,

"eighteen to eighty; blind, crippled or crazy".

[sendero]

28. That was ...

.... the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

But seriously you need to visit the local rural Wal-Mart and you would prolly have to amend your tune there just a wee tad

[tabbycat31]

10. I was with someone who was not my type

We started out as friends and I was not initially attracted to him. About the only thing we had in common was politics, but I still went out with him for a few months until he really hurt me (he left me stranded as I moved halfway across the country for a job assignment).

When I first realized he wanted to be more than my friend, it took me some time to process it. I went out with him that night and it was his usual night out, but I didn't enjoy it like he did (I'm not exactly a person who stays at the bars until closing time). On subsequent 'dates' (if you could call them that), I'd sit there bored on his couch while he watched football.

In retrospect I realize he was all wrong for me, but I really fell for him. I don't know if I necessarily loved him, but I really liked him. There were several red flags about him that I failed to see, or even defended because of my feelings for him. I'm replaying over and over all the mistakes I made with him (he said it was his fault, but nobody is perfect) because I'm sort of seeing someone else (who is exactly my type, but lives 6 hours away from me).

[Cherchez la Femme]

36. I think most of us do that. :(

Part of living, I guess...

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Michael Shrieves' drum kit.

[Cherchez la Femme]

34. Kinky!

[Sophiegirl]

12. Ok, I'll play

Don't judge me....

Jack Nicholson. I get the feeling that not only is he a blast to hang out with, but in the boudoir, I suspect there is a lot of, uhm, creativity on his part.

[Cherchez la Femme]

35. Apologies for tardiness in reply, caught the flu

Rather, it caught me.

But just wanted to say Wow!
You must have cahones (even figuratively) of annealed brass (or is it iron?)

Anyways, if you weren't able or willing to tell the tale around a fire with a few friends (including moi) and a nice Chianti some cool evening in the hills, how I'd love to be a fly on that wall!


You are much braver than I could ever hope to be
*I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!*

[graywarrior]

13. Don Knotts

[Cherchez la Femme]

37. & I didn't think I'd see something kinkier than Michael Schrieves drum kit!

[DFW]

14. The Santana organist's name was Gregg Rolie

As for "not my type," I have ALWAYS been attracted to dark-haired women. However, when I was 22, a friend introduced me to this woman:

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Thirty-eight years later, I am still happily together with my favorite exception.

[Cherchez la Femme]

38. Thanks for the info

Can't help loving the look of super slim hps and muscular torso.
Just to look at.
On a man.


And your beloved is gorgeous!

[DFW]

74. That she is

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And she is still completely unaware of that. Go figure.

[bluesbassman]

15. Impossible to answer for me.

Beyond the physical attraction aspect, it would have to be based on the other person's views and attitude. Without knowing a someone on a personal level, it would be impossible for me to know if my appreciation for their personality and intellectual qualities would be criteria to go against type for casual sex.

Of course, it could also depend on their possession of unique skill sets, but that info is generally not public information, so again I'd have to know the person a bit more.

[Wait Wut]

19. This thread intrigued me.

But, I couldn't get past the word 'fuck'. I'll use it in casual discussion regularly, but to actually fuck someone seems out of my realm of understanding. I'm no prude. I absolutely understand and appreciate people's need and desire to just fuck. No judgment. But, I don't know how. Even the most active and sweaty sexual encounters I've had I couldn't call 'fucking'.

That said...

I don't have a type. You actually made me come to that realization for the first time in my life. I'm a hetero female, and have no physical desire to be with another woman, but I could see bonding with one on a more intimate and less sexual level. I think the only 'not my type' characterization would be dumb and obnoxious. I'm not fucking one of those.

So...I'll have to go with it being a woman. Hmmmmm...I can't think of one. The first one that pops into my head is Angelina Jolie. I'm fascinated by her history and her life. Yes, she's a bit nutty, but I honestly think there's a sexy brain in there, too that I would love to explore. I don't even mind that she's hotter than me.

[datasuspect]

21. my "first love"

didn't like that word to refer to sex.

i could understand where she was coming from.

but then, i was a lot nicer when i was young.

[Cherchez la Femme]

39. Yeah sorry but I couldn't fit the first paragraph into Subje ct Line

[joelbny]

20. maybe a hot Republican?

Bec normally I wouldn't be in the same bed as one lol...

I think I understood this question... who would you do if you were doing someone you wouldn't normally do?

[Cherchez la Femme]

49. Yes, but the first thought that came to my cranium

--and I'm not proud of this, really--

Was 'Yeah, but I meant something truly human'

Sorry, but these past 30 years have been very trying on this Dem.

[bama_blue_dot]

22. I have never been attracted to men

with blond hair, but the only exception to that is Ryan Gosling.. Other than him, I can't think of anyone else with blond hair..

[tabbycat31]

24. My first love had blond hair

I thought he was cute with the blond hair and blue eyes. I don't have a 'type' when it comes to looks though (I've had 3 guys, every one of them with a different hair color).

My 'type' goes on personality and common interests.

[Cherchez la Femme]

40. What a talented actor!

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Lars and the Real Girl, and Stay are my favorites.

But as for the subject line? ...something no-no about that.
Maybe too young? Maybe I'd ruin him for all the gorgeous starlets? (Really, no comparison. Heh heh, you think this Scorpio's kidding?)

I feel that way about Elijah Wood too (but in Frodo hair, only).


Actually I've been thinking about it and I figure I must be a non-practicing 1 - 2 level on the Kinsey scale.
Dammit. As mentioned here, I'm a called a purist. *pout*

[Tsiyu]

25. Great question

made me think about the answer for a while so that's a great question...

I think younger men are delicious, but would never do them as it seems creepy.

And the emo look is weird to me. But I think the guy who plays Dyson on Lost Girl is hot - at least the character is.

IRL I'd never give him a second glance, but on the show he gives me...um...... ideas.....

[Cherchez la Femme]

41. Ideas. Heh.

I like your way of thinking...

[Cherchez la Femme]

51. Emo done the right way is damn sexy

(And Juggalos definitely don't fall into that category!)

But alas, the 'right way' one's are so darn young!

[kurtzapril4]

60. Michael Shrieve is an excellent pick!

He was quite a looker! My sport fucking days are over, but I definitely would have done Keith Moon. As a hetero female, I don't know that I would want to have sex with a woman, but I'd like to get to know a few of them on a more intimate level...for instance, I think Ellen Degeneris would be hella fun to have as a bestie.

[Cherchez la Femme]

62. Is he not the all-American guy?

And (seemingly) polite and modest too (his bow at end of Soul Sacrifice)
(Does this sound strange from a lover of Pete Townshend?)

Moonie? Dear boy?
Crazy, hilarious guy but could be very abusive to women. How I'd have loved to really get inside his real, not showman's, head.
But, if he lived, would it have ever really happened?

As for Ellen, I HATE HER. She took away 'my woman'!
Nah, just kidding but it did hurt a bit even though there wasn't a snowball's chance in hell...


Ah, fantasy...

[kurtzapril4]

66. I always thought

that Townshend, Entwistle and Moon were the ones for me, LOL! The other ladies could have Daltrey.... Actually, in 1977 I moved to Hollywood, CA, with the all-girl rock band I was in, and over the course of a few months met a lot of people who knew people, LOL! So, I was set to be introduced to Mr. Moon when he came back from England, in 1978. Of course, he had the temerity to die before we got to meet. Sigh. I'm thinking some fun would have been had. Oh well. It is a shame he was abusive to women. As far as I know, he was only abusive to his wife....people I knew who spent some time with him said he was very gentlemanly, but a bit "wild." I read "Dear Boy," and I believe Keith may have had mental health issues above and beyond addictions.

I also used to write to Pete Townshend. He wrote me back, several times. It was really cool!

Sorry to hear that Ellen stole your woman, LOL!

[Cherchez la Femme]

68. Best, Pete

LOL. Do we sound like a couple of groupies or what?
But that wasn't me; I was NEVER the groupie -- I was the I'm interested in YOU, not your dick.
Dammit, now I look back I wanna be the groupie at least once! LMAO

Unfortunately it was more than just his wife Keith was abusive towards (and I don't always mean physical violence). I really don't want or mean to dog him.... he had problems which unfortunately couldn't be overcome in the time he was given.
I never read Dear Boy -- is it good? (I've got a signed copy of Horses Neck' though! : )
I've been waiting for literally YEARS for the Keith Moon movie to come out, but I really think Mike Myers is even too old now for the "not to be taken away" photo shot

so who are they gonna get for anybody at any time in his life? Zak doesn't look a thing like him, even though he was taught drums by the master.

So sorry you missed on meeting Mr. Moon -- I don't think you ever would have forgotten it. The closest I hqve to the official legend is that I saw Entwhistle's last performance.
Sigh.

As for Ellen -- you ever do meet her you tell her I'm mad at her! LOLOLOL

[kurtzapril4]

79. Dear Boy is a good read....

it's quite a thick book, and has a ton of info on Keith and the rest of The Who. It is sad because Keith's life got so sad for his last year or two. The author posits that Keith was probably extremely bi-polar, and schizophrenic.

[libodem]

81. Yep

We could be her straight bestie fan club, huh?

[kurtzapril4]

83. Heck yeah!

[libodem]

86. .

[Major Nikon]

26. Myself

[Cherchez la Femme]

42. Major Onan?

Honestly, Dorothy Parker named her canary Onan because he spilled his seed on the ground!

[Major Nikon]

53. Does the mile high membership requirement count if you're solo?

I've always wondered about that.

[Cherchez la Femme]

56. LOL. I don't know as I'm not a member of that club

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(Believe it or not, by the title of this post, I *am* quite a prude. : )

But is that why I hear some male-oriented bathroom floors in airlines can get kinda sticky?

Please don't take offense if a soft 'ew' escapes from between my lips, Major O

[Major Nikon]

72. I get that a lot

[Cherchez la Femme]

73. I bet you do. I bet you do. *Snap snap* *Click click* *Say no more Squire!*

NOW I get your name!

If I had any better command of this stupidphone I'd embed the Monty Python clip, but alas...

[Major Nikon]

75. This one

[femmocrat]

29. Wes Clark.

I'm a sucker for a good looking guy in a uniform even though I'm a "reformed" hippie! LOL

[Cherchez la Femme]

43. Really nice looking in all ways, but is it prejudice

To think he'd do his love-making in a brisk, military style?
(2.02 minutes flat! A new best-time! )

[Major Nikon]

76. Never heard of military style

Sounds like something that involves boots and pushups.

[femmocrat]

80. Not at all...

... ... I think he would earn that 5th star!

[In_The_Wind]

30. No one.

[img][/img]

[Cherchez la Femme]

44. Not even the wind cries "Mary!"

Or maybe you're a priest or nun? (Forgive the curiosity)

[In_The_Wind]

54. No one ever accused me of being a nun.

There isn't anyone on my radar. Not even in my dreams.
Come Springtime I'll be singing a different tune (I hope).

[lastlib]

31. Condi Rice....

The reason she's "not my type" is that I just don't have a thing for neo-cons or war criminals. Otherwise, she probly wouldn't be a bad ride....(and I'm a white guy, BTW--if that means anything.)

[Cherchez la Femme]

45. Whatever floats yer boat, as the saying goes...

...just be on super-duper lookout for Code Pink hanging around the love nest

[Moondog]

32. Interesting question.

I tried to answer this yesterday, blew it all to hell, and then tubed my response after posting it.

Still, I've been thinking about this since then. I have no idea why, other than it just stuck in my head.

The answer is, I don't actually have a type. It's more of a mental thing. It either clicks, or it doesn't.

[Cherchez la Femme]

46. That's actually what I'm kinda saying...

...as a Femme Dyke (well, not counting a portion of other than 50+ percent of the population);
eyeballing (that's ALL!) a few certain men.

I hope this made sense. LOL

[NewJeffCT]

33. hmm, hard for me to say

I try to find something attractive in every woman.

I guess I'm not normally attracted to women that are more than an inch or two taller than me - so, I would go that route. Rebecca Romjin, Uma Thurman, or other 6 foot tall or taller actresses.

[Cherchez la Femme]

47. UUUUUUUMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA!!!

That's all I can say at this moment.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

50. an Asshole, I guess.

[Cherchez la Femme]

52. Clever

Very clever.

[Grantuspeace]

55. Betty Rubble.

I know what you are thinking. But no, I am not usually attracted to married women. Lol

[Cherchez la Femme]

58. Poor Wilma, why does no-one ever choose her?

[Baitball Blogger]

57. Well, I'm a hetero who prefers dark chocolate but, I could go all oral over

something like a trifle--lady fingers and all!

[Cherchez la Femme]

59. Fingers yeah, but never could figure out toes...

That sure looks Yum!

[Jamaal510]

69. This is my list of women I would do:

-Ann Coulter
-Michele Bachmann
-JWow (from Jersey Shore)
-Candice Parker
-Kerri Walsh Jennings
-Wendy Williams
-Nene Leakes
-Paris Hilton
-S.E. Cupp
-Elesa, Lenora, and Skyla (from the Pokemon Black/White games)

Ann Coulter and Michele Bachmann are about 30 years outside of my age range, JWow's lifestyle seems a bit faster than my taste, Candice Parker and Kerri Walsh are almost a foot taller than me (I like tall women, but it isn't the societal norm for men to be walking around with women who tower over them), Wendy Williams and Nene Leakes already have children, Paris Hilton is notorious for not being too bright and not being a hard worker, S.E. Cupp is incorrect almost all the time on her political views (same with Coulter and Bachmann), and Elesa, Lenora, and Skyla are fictional characters.

[Throd]

70. Men

[Cherchez la Femme]

71. And so little time...

[brandonk]

77. Depends

On how much I've been drinking.

[Evoman]

78. My fiancee.

All my life, I've been attracted to dark eyed, dark skinned latina women or middle eastern/indian women. Dark eyes make me nuts, and dark lush hair and exotic looks immediately command my attention. If they had an accent, and were from a different culture, even better.

But somehow, I ended up falling for a light haired, green eyed farm girl. She is absolutely beautiful, but nowhere near the type I've chased all my life. But I asked her to marry me, and she said yes.

[BainsBane]

85. Congratulations!

I hope you two will be very happy

[libodem]

82. I like how somebody upthread put it

My sport fucking days are well behind me. I'm in love, in a long term, long distance, relationship, with a tall, dark, handsome, intelligent, man. But maybe, Bill Mahar, I'm not sure that is spelled right, Sorry.

Edit for conditions. He'd have to talk to me first. I'd love to have a discussion for fun and interest and drink some wine and maybe twist one up. And the sex deal could be optional. I have to at least like the person. No way could I go in cold. That would not be a turn on. Plus I hear he's taken. And I'm glad for him. He's a sharpie.

[BainsBane]

84. Christina Hendricks and/or Tricia Helfer

dressed as Caprica Six
[link:|

[rug]

87. The Wiggles. All of them.

All at once.



Including the Pirate, the octopus and the dog. And whatever the hell that green thing is.

[GliderGuider]

88. Here's my idea for a power orgy:

Me (of course), with:

Madeleine Albright,
Golda Meir,
and
Janet Reno.

God, I get shivers just thinking about it!