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Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)
Sun Jan 6, 2013, 10:44 AM Jan 2013

Don't do it!

Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in
Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the
hangar with nothing to do.

Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"

Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz.
Ya vanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got
completely smashed.

Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he
feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"

Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"

Ole says, "No dat jet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve
oughta do dis more often."

Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."

Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"

Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"

Ole stopped to think. "No "

Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa

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Don't do it! (Original Post) Tuesday Afternoon Jan 2013 OP
LOL, my dear Tuesday Afternoon! CaliforniaPeggy Jan 2013 #1
me either, Peg - Tuesday Afternoon Jan 2013 #4
Indeed. In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #2
? Tuesday Afternoon Jan 2013 #3
. In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #5
is cool. carry on Tuesday Afternoon Jan 2013 #6
Must email to my brother ASAP LiberalEsto Jan 2013 #7
he should love this one, then Tuesday Afternoon Jan 2013 #10
Minneapolis ta Iowa in vun fart! lunatica Jan 2013 #8
Love your smilie. In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #9
I know, right. Tuesday Afternoon Jan 2013 #11

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
2. Indeed.
Sun Jan 6, 2013, 11:35 AM
Jan 2013

Thanks for the warning.
I promise I won't flick my bic again.

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Oh. And thanks for the proposal.
Before we fly away for a quickie wedding you need to know: [IMG][/IMG]


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