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Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in
Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the
hangar with nothing to do.
Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"
Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz.
Ya vanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got
completely smashed.
Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he
feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat jet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve
oughta do dis more often."
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No "
Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,297 posts)I did NOT expect that ending!
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)I immediately thought of MFM. He loves a good fart joke
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Thanks for the warning.
I promise I won't flick my bic again.
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Oh. And thanks for the proposal.
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Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)color me lost.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)check your DU mail
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)He is a connoisseur of fart jokes.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)In_The_Wind
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