My local pond went down to 50 mallards

[Orrex]

"I can't decide," she said. "Is that a teal?"

"I don't know eider," he said.

[PoliticAverse]

1. You're dabbling... n/t

[Art_from_Ark]

2. That quacked me up

And as the Merry Mailman sang:

"Be kind to your web-footed friends
For a duck may be somebody's brother..."

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. well, isn't that just ducky

[Rincewind]

4. Water fowl post.

[Grantuspeace]

5. What happened to those two mallards?

That is the pair a ducks. Thank you, thank you! Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress.