graywarrior's nightmare

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[In_The_Wind]

1. please pass

the duck tape [img][/img]

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Particularly appropriate response for this picture. If I ever swallow a roll of duck tape...

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... my fervent plea will be...
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PLEASE "pass" the duck tape.
PLEASE "pass" the duck tape.
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[graywarrior]

2. R U kidding me?

That's my fantasy!

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. !!!

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Bill, I love you so, I always will
I look at you and see the passion eyes of May
Oh, but am I ever gonna see my wedding day
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I was on your side, Bill, when you were losin'
I never scheme or lie, Bill, there's been no foolin'
But kisses and love won't carry me
till you marry me Bill

I love you so, I always will
And in your voice I hear a choir of carousels
Oh, but am I ever gonna hear my wedding bells

I was the one who came runnin' when you were lonely
I haven't lived one day not lovin' you only
But kisses and love won't carry me
till you marry me Bill

I love you so, I always will
And though devotion rules my heart I take no bows
But Bill you're never gonna take those wedding vows
Oh, come on Bill, oh, come on Bil

lCome on and marry me, Bill,
I got the wedding bell blues
Please marry me Bill,
I got the wedding bell blues,
Marry me Bill, I got the wedding bell blues
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[Ellipsis]

5. I heard she skipped town after this...

[nolabear]

6. I can't for the life of me see the point of that ad. AND ducks don't have beaks.

As MFM attests to above.