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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts) Sun Jan 13, 2013, 10:33 PM Jan 2013

"Detachable penis" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "detachable penis".

Freakies Detachable Penis Commercial

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"Detachable penis" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "detachable penis". (Original Post) ohiosmith Jan 2013 OP

Manchin, McCain To Introduce Detahable Penis To Create Mass Violence Commission.... NYC_SKP Jan 2013 #1

should I be freaked out...weird detachable penis in my apartment... rug Jan 2013 #2

The 2014 Corvette finally looks like a world class detachable penis. n/t PoliticAverse Jan 2013 #3

Depending on the mid-life crisis OriginalGeek Jan 2013 #4

Have You Ever Seen The Detachable Penis In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #5

Guess what happens when you dry clothes with a detachable penis in the dryer HarveyDarkey Jan 2013 #6

OMG I finally found a thread in which to reference a King Missile video aikoaiko Jan 2013 #7

DARN YOU!!! DARN YOUR EYES!!! MiddleFingerMom Jan 2013 #8

LOL -- I was so happy to see that no else had posted it. aikoaiko Jan 2013 #9

I played this at work a few times, the seniors did not find it as funny as us 40 folks. n/t LiveNudePolitics Jan 2013 #21

I Am A Detachable Penis fan!!! Talk me down, cheer me up! Initech Jan 2013 #10

The ridiculously high price of detachable penises sakabatou Jan 2013 #11

"Chomsky Did* Not* Say* Obama has a "detachable penis". n/t. Ken Burch Jan 2013 #12

"Double Trouble: GOP eyes detachable penis, shutdown" n/t. Ken Burch Jan 2013 #13

Please if you have the flu or are sick, stay at home, or cover your detachable penis when you cough" Ken Burch Jan 2013 #14

"Is it possible to buy a 155mm detachable penis on the market?" n/t. Ken Burch Jan 2013 #15

"They'd rather have No Penis than Detachable Penis". n/t. Ken Burch Jan 2013 #16

Jodie Foster COMES OUT!! Inkfreak Jan 2013 #17

. . . In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #18

This detachable penis was self-deleted by its author n/t mokawanis Jan 2013 #19

Bush 41 released from 'Detachable Penis'. fleur-de-lisa Jan 2013 #20

[Pro Tip] Still haven't put away your detachable penis? n/t Earth_First Jan 2013 #22

Execllent work OP, I would have started this myself. RedCloud Jan 2013 #23

9000th detachable penis! RedCloud Jan 2013 #24

Picard has yet another question about Data's detachable penis aint_no_life_nowhere Jan 2013 #25

NYC_SKP

(68,644 posts)

1. Manchin, McCain To Introduce Detahable Penis To Create Mass Violence Commission....

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Jan 13, 2013, 10:36 PM

Jan 2013

Might get stuck in house committees...

rug

(82,333 posts)

2. should I be freaked out...weird detachable penis in my apartment...

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Sun Jan 13, 2013, 10:39 PM

Jan 2013

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

3. The 2014 Corvette finally looks like a world class detachable penis. n/t

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Sun Jan 13, 2013, 10:56 PM

Jan 2013

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

4. Depending on the mid-life crisis

Reply to PoliticAverse (Reply #3)

Sun Jan 13, 2013, 11:09 PM

Jan 2013

that ain't a parody!

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

5. Have You Ever Seen The Detachable Penis

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 12:28 AM

Jan 2013

HarveyDarkey

(9,077 posts)

6. Guess what happens when you dry clothes with a detachable penis in the dryer

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 12:38 AM

Jan 2013

aikoaiko

(34,163 posts)

7. OMG I finally found a thread in which to reference a King Missile video

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 12:41 AM

Jan 2013

No penises were harmed in the making of this video.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

8. DARN YOU!!! DARN YOUR EYES!!!

Reply to aikoaiko (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 01:27 AM

Jan 2013

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You beat me to it. I played this song a couple of times on my comedy/novelty community radio show.
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aikoaiko

(34,163 posts)

9. LOL -- I was so happy to see that no else had posted it.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #8)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 01:42 AM

Jan 2013

Best wishes.

LiveNudePolitics

(285 posts)

21. I played this at work a few times, the seniors did not find it as funny as us 40 folks. n/t

Reply to aikoaiko (Reply #7)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 05:05 PM

Jan 2013

Initech

(100,041 posts)

10. I Am A Detachable Penis fan!!! Talk me down, cheer me up!

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 02:46 AM

Jan 2013

sakabatou

(42,141 posts)

11. The ridiculously high price of detachable penises

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Mon Jan 14, 2013, 03:50 AM

Jan 2013

Ken Burch

(50,254 posts)

12. "Chomsky Did* Not* Say* Obama has a "detachable penis". n/t.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 05:37 AM

Jan 2013

Ken Burch

(50,254 posts)

13. "Double Trouble: GOP eyes detachable penis, shutdown" n/t.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 05:39 AM

Jan 2013

Ken Burch

(50,254 posts)

14. Please if you have the flu or are sick, stay at home, or cover your detachable penis when you cough"

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 05:40 AM

Jan 2013

Ken Burch

(50,254 posts)

15. "Is it possible to buy a 155mm detachable penis on the market?" n/t.

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Mon Jan 14, 2013, 05:41 AM

Jan 2013

Ken Burch

(50,254 posts)

16. "They'd rather have No Penis than Detachable Penis". n/t.

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Mon Jan 14, 2013, 05:48 AM

Jan 2013

Inkfreak

(1,695 posts)

17. Jodie Foster COMES OUT!!

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 09:49 AM

Jan 2013

....with a detachable penis??

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

18. . . .

Reply to Inkfreak (Reply #17)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 11:03 AM

Jan 2013

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mokawanis

(4,435 posts)

19. This detachable penis was self-deleted by its author n/t

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Mon Jan 14, 2013, 03:04 PM

Jan 2013

fleur-de-lisa

(14,624 posts)

20. Bush 41 released from 'Detachable Penis'.

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Mon Jan 14, 2013, 04:43 PM

Jan 2013

Earth_First

(14,910 posts)

22. [Pro Tip] Still haven't put away your detachable penis? n/t

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Mon Jan 14, 2013, 05:11 PM

Jan 2013

RedCloud

(9,230 posts)

23. Execllent work OP, I would have started this myself.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 06:11 PM

Jan 2013

Don't forget corkscrew vagina for tomorrow!

RedCloud

(9,230 posts)

24. 9000th detachable penis!

Reply to RedCloud (Reply #23)

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 06:13 PM

Jan 2013

And since they grow 25% larger each time... well...

aint_no_life_nowhere

(21,925 posts)

25. Picard has yet another question about Data's detachable penis

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Jan 15, 2013, 01:48 PM

Jan 2013

Can Geordi use it to pry open the Jeffries tube hatch to make it to the transporter room? Meanwhile, Tasha Yar can create a diversion by detaching Data’s balls and using them as projectiles against the Borg who have invaded the ship and are gradually shutting it down.

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