A Cat Lady's Worst Nightmare:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[siligut]

1. He forgot about the squeezing and kissing

He hates that too

[marzipanni]

2. He'll soon be sharing his food, and litter box...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/1776895744/hB3349A18/

[TrogL]

3. My cat fired me

The last straw was when I was sitting on the bed minding my own business and he jumped up, turned around and pissed all over my back.

If he wants to live at the neighbour's, fine.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. MiddleFingerMomMom was pretty cool and got MUCH cooler as she got older (seriously -- not just...

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... because I stopped being an adolescent doofus).
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On the other hand, MiddleFingerMomDad was always (despite SOME great qualities) an overall
jerk.
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He gave away their cat before I was born because it crapped in his shoe and he didn't notice it.
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That cat and I woulda got along famously. I probably would have tried to get away with, "That
poop in your shoe NOW is so enormous because... um... because... um I've been overfeeding
the cat. Yeah... that's it."
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The cat would've given me one of those "you jerk" looks until the moment I started to give her
a belly-skritch.
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[TrogL]

5. I found shit my slippers a few weeks ago but wasn't 100% sure whether to blame the cat or the dogs