MiddleFingerMom WISHES he dreamt in color. He dreams in, um... fragrances.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[ohiosmith]

1. Ah! Wedding farts. Trapped in layer upon layer of silk, satin and lace until released upon

the unsuspecting groom in the heat of passion!

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. That's in the heat of...

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... unBRIDALed passion.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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No. I'm not.
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[marzipanni]

2. MFM you have sunk to a new low.

Last edited Mon Jan 14, 2013, 12:48 PM - Edit history (1)

I'm sure you have a faptitude for this kind of joke, but this one stinks. OMG. Wedding smells are ripping?
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(I hope you know I'm just pulling your leg finger!)

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. In my best "Bill Bixby as The Hulk" impression:

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"Don't pull my finger.
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You wouldn't LIKE to pull my finger."
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Of course I knew you were kidding, but you DID cause me to look for another pull my finger picture and
when I found it, it was too good not to share with everybody -- so look for the OP.
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