Kali learned quickly, but she was a pretty naive li'l rancher when she first started out...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

1. What did she do? Did she stick her hands in super cold ice water...

before milking her (the cow not Kali)?

[sarge43]

2. Kali didn't know yet the first rule of ranching

A cow has four faucets, a bull, one.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

3. even so, I bet there was ice involved. Just look at the cow's eyes!

In order to protect itself, the cow's body may have gone from four faucets to no faucets, at least external ones.

[Kali]

4. too many things wrong here

that is a calf (baby) not a cow (or bull as case may be), maybe about three months old

ranchers in general raise beef cattle not dairy and then the term is usually a farmer not a rancher (and some will get offended if you mix that up although some ranchers do farm and some farmers also ranch - sorry it has to do with crops and range situations mostly)

I "started" before I could walk (given a heifer at my birth by my grandfather) so that kind of lame mistake wasn't ever going to happen. Of course it sort of happens regularly when city friends are involved - not milking but certainly misidentification of livestock classes. Now if you want to know about some of the really embarrassing shit I HAVE done I could tell some stories.

and one of my biggest peeves: cattle come in WAY more colors than Holstein black and white, why is every damn cow toy and decorative object black and white?