Describe a predicament in which I might have to say "Cover that thing up! You ain't dead, yet."

[Bucky]

Make sure you at least hint at how I came to be trapped in such a situation.

[NYC_SKP]

1. Clever ploy, but I'm not tellin'!

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I thought we were going to keep "the incident" to ourselves!

[Bucky]

3. You have failed. The ninjas will visit you tonight.

[Honeycombe8]

2. You and I, being pals, are walking down the street, going to lunch together.

You tell me you're thinking about getting a tattoo. I try to talk you out of it, telling you that your tastes will change and you will regret the picture you get or the tattoo itself. "No, I won't," you say. I then try to dissuade you from it by telling you that it's tacky...high class people don't get tattoos. You tell me that classy people do in fact get tattoos. Okay, well...I tell you that I am now forced to tell you something, and show you what I swore I would never show anyone. I got drunk one night and got a wild hair up my you know what, and, along with some friends, we all decided to get unique tattoos so that if we ever get killed by murder or a car accident, our families would be able to identiy our bodies by the tattoos. We turn the corner at that point. I steer you into the ally and proceed to pull down my pants in the rear, and show you something that would absolutely convince you not to get a tattoo....at which point you stop me and say.....

"Cover that thing up! You ain't dead, yet!"

[Bucky]

4. My God...

How did the last Dhali Lama committee miss you in their search for the Golden One?

Your kung fu is strong. Use it wisely and always eat your veggies.