Wednesday Slap-O-Rama. Who would you like to smack the shit out of?

[ohiosmith]

Me:

[HopeHoops]

1. Rush Limbaugh - but it would take some pretty BIG smackers.

[ohiosmith]

5. Oh yeah!

[HopeHoops]

7. I'm thinking a cedar 4x4.

[ohiosmith]

8. That'll work.

[KamaAina]

2. I'll see your Yankee and raise you a Mile High Messiah(TM)

[ohiosmith]

3. Not a Yankee. I'm a Yankee fan. The pic is of Floyd Mayweather Jr. The biggest scumbag in boxing.

[KamaAina]

10. Slap away

until he quits ducking Pacquiao with these BS excuses about drug testing and what not.

[ohiosmith]

11. The latest:

Link: http://espn.go.com/boxing/story/_/id/7447532/floyd-mayweather-jr-calls-manny-pacquiao-5-fight




Several hours after tweeting a photo of a betting slip from a Las Vegas casino for a $400,000 win on Monday night's Allstate BCS Championship Game, Mayweather sent out two tweets calling out and antagonizing Pacquiao.

“
Manny Pacquiao I'm calling you out let's fight May 5th and give the world what they want to see.
”
-- Floyd Mayweather Jr., on Twitter
"Manny Pacquiao I'm calling you out let's fight May 5th and give the world what they want to see," read Mayweather's first tweet.

One minute later, Mayweather followed with this: "My Jail Sentence was pushed back because the date was locked in. Step up Punk."

Pacquiao's promoter, Top Rank's Bob Arum, told The Los Angeles Times that Pacquiao will fight Mayweather, but not on May 5.

[deucemagnet]

35. I think the New England defense will take care of that for you.

Unless Tebow ups his game with a no-bullshit Haitian voodoo god with a wrathful temper and an acute interest in sports. We're talking big ju-ju, though. Dead goats and shit. Maybe then he stands a chance.

[Rambis]

4. This big shithouse

[ohiosmith]

6. Amen! Full of crap to neck and the rest is toilet paper.

[HughBeaumont]

13. That's a ShiTower.

New word, specifically for him.

[ohiosmith]

14. Brilliant!

[tabbycat31]

37. As his constituent--- yes

And can I add the NJ redistricting commission (who screwed me twice in redistricting) to that list.

[madinmaryland]

9. Either of these:

[ohiosmith]

12. What assholes!

[geardaddy]

15. This guy

[ohiosmith]

16. Damn straight!

[graywarrior]

28. OMG, me too!

[MorningGlow]

17. All the Kardashians

Line 'em up.

[ohiosmith]

18. A bouquet of turds.

[Codeine]

25. If the Kardashians were lined up in front of me

I doubt slapping them would be my initial reaction.

[JerseyMac]

19. Piers Morgan

you would think that we (americans) rule when it comes to idiotic blowhards
but this douche makes me sick

[ohiosmith]

20. Spend a couple of weeks watching Brit TV. Our shitbags can't hold a candle to their shitbags.

[LiberalEsto]

21. George Will, Charles Krauthammer

and all the other right-wing columnists in the Washington Post.

[ohiosmith]

23. Good choices.

[RedCloud]

22. Appropriately Albert Poo-holes

Douchebag is too self-important to see Obama for the World Series roast with his former teammates, but he did go to Beck's crap.

[ohiosmith]

24. First class A-hole.

[Codeine]

26. The most eminently slappable face on Earth

[ohiosmith]

27. Where does the queue start?

[graywarrior]

29. This idiot

[ohiosmith]

33. Yes he is.

[trof]

30. Tim Tebow

Jesus:

Matthew 6:5 - 7
5. And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites [are]: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men.

6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
7 But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen [do]: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.

I'm an atheist, and Tebow's public obeisance to his deity, thanking Him for a completed pass or whatever pisses me off.
It's a show.
If there was a God, he wouldn't give a rat's ass how Tim performs at his chosen profession.
"Look at how holy and religious I am."

[nadine_mn]

31. get in line - I will be slapping his fake pious face for hours nt

[mrmpa]

41. Thank you-I hate, absolutely find Tebow disgusting.

I hated him when he played college ball & still find him a fucking obnoxious asshole, who has no fucking idea where his god belongs.

[nadine_mn]

32. For some reason David Gregory causes my bitchslap hand to twitch

He looks like a monkey

He just irritates the mother fuck out of me

[ohiosmith]

34. Bwahahahaha!

[graywarrior]

36. He makes my hand curl into a fist

[nolabear]

38. Well, Haley Barbour's way up on my list right now.

I mean, the man's making Mississippi look worse, and we can't take a whole hell of a lot more of that.

[ohiosmith]

43. Hahahaha!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

39. As of this evening I'll go with John Sununu.

I'd forgotten what an obnoxious d-bag that guy is.

[ohiosmith]

44. You are so right.

[rug]

40. This little piece of shit.

[ohiosmith]

46. Candidate for gecko sushi.

[enuegii]

42. This old creep:

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Cal Thomas... this bastard has made my blood pressure skyrocket for more than thirty years: and he still looks almost the same as he did way back when.

[Trailrider1951]

45. This disgusting piece of slime

And slapping is too good for him; I would use a cat o' 9 tails:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_o%27_nine_tails


Lord, please, just give me 5 minutes with him..........