Anyone else have any fond (?) memories of sinning in church? n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

[Ptah]

1. Her palms were so sweaty, they left permanent stains on the hymnal.

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[alphafemale]

2. ???

You mean like the big WaHOO! right?

Well not during a service...that would be wrong...

[mysuzuki2]

3. I once felt up a girl named Laurel during a Luther league outing.

does that count?

[HopeHoops]

4. Not that I'm going to admit in public.

[Bucky]

5. I once got a handjob from a girl in a storage closet overlooking a church basketball gym

There were kids down in the in gym playing volleyball. Then there were the two pervy 30-somethings fooling around in the room overlooking their wholesome activities. I feel a burning shame at the thought of what we did. Ha ha. Now she owns a vegan restaurant.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Our church had this huge, glorious, MONSTROUS pipe organ and I used to play during services.

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I'd go in after school during the week to practice and... when I thought no one
else was in the church... would play Rolling Stones tunes on my massive organ.
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So to speak.
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I wasn't really sure whether I would go to hell for that or not (seriously), but
it was SO cool... it was worth the risk.
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