Tue Mar 19, 2013, 09:54 PM

opiate69 (10,129 posts)

Why did the chicken cross the road??

(Apologies if this is a dupe)

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18 replies	Author	Time	Post
Why did the chicken cross the road?? (Original post)	opiate69	Mar 2013	OP
Ah the high drama of cooking shows	olddots	Mar 2013	#1
Those folks that act like...	discntnt_irny_srcsm	Mar 2013	#2
LOL!	Skip Intro	Mar 2013	#3
It knew Dick Cheney	Jack Sprat	Mar 2013	#4
I lol`d	opiate69	Mar 2013	#8
Hemingway: "To die. Alone. In the rain."	nolabear	Mar 2013	#5
That's certainly a dramatic ending.	Jack Sprat	Mar 2013	#9
!!!	MiddleFingerMom	Mar 2013	#6
lol!	opiate69	Mar 2013	#7
........	Broken_Hero	Mar 2013	#12
I thought it was because it was stapled to a dead baby.	talkingmime	Mar 2013	#10
Perhaps to escape a predator, or maybe a potential mate was over there. nt	bike man	Mar 2013	#11
Ashamed to admit it, but my son stumped me on this one a couple weeks ago.	RiffRandell	Mar 2013	#13
incorrectly is the only one that I know of	Callmecrazy	Mar 2013	#14
or?	struggle4progress	Mar 2013	#15
Ted Cruz: to prove to th' arma-dilluh that it could be done...!	lastlib	Mar 2013	#16
Did the chicken cross the road or double-cross the road? Accounts differ.	struggle4progress	Mar 2013	#17
To get to the "other" side	Duer 157099	Mar 2013	#18

Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:01 PM

olddots (10,237 posts)

1. Ah the high drama of cooking shows

I like the food but could they tone down the groveling shots and sadism and replace them with poo-poo jokes ?

Yell at me once more dirt bag and you'll be wearing this boiling pasta !

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:22 PM

discntnt_irny_srcsm (17,563 posts)

2. Those folks that act like...

...big bad guys on those cooking shows have some courage and steel nerves. I don't think I'd belittle folks handling knives and boiling oil.

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:27 PM

Skip Intro (19,768 posts)

3. LOL!

:lol:

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Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:30 PM

Jack Sprat (2,500 posts)

4. It knew Dick Cheney

was quail hunting on his side and didn't want to be misidentified on bad intelligence.

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Response to Jack Sprat (Reply #4)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:44 PM

opiate69 (10,129 posts)

8. I lol`d

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:31 PM

nolabear (39,904 posts)

5. Hemingway: "To die. Alone. In the rain."

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Response to nolabear (Reply #5)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 11:03 PM

Jack Sprat (2,500 posts)

9. That's certainly a dramatic ending.

Maybe if it's raining at the time, I might try to drag myself outside without anyone seeing me.

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Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:35 PM

MiddleFingerMom (25,163 posts)

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #6)

Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:43 PM

opiate69 (10,129 posts)

7. lol!

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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 20, 2013, 01:25 PM

Broken_Hero (59,305 posts)

12. ........

Damn dude owes a shit ton of back egg support.

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Wed Mar 20, 2013, 12:01 PM

talkingmime (2,173 posts)

10. I thought it was because it was stapled to a dead baby.

Sorry, REALLY old joke and not actually funny.

I also think it was the other way around - "Why did the dead baby cross the road?" - "Stapled to a chicken."

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Response to opiate69 (Original post)

Wed Mar 20, 2013, 12:11 PM

bike man (620 posts)