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opiate69 | Mar 2013 | OP |
olddots | Mar 2013 | #1 | |
discntnt_irny_srcsm | Mar 2013 | #2 | |
Skip Intro | Mar 2013 | #3 | |
Jack Sprat | Mar 2013 | #4 | |
opiate69 | Mar 2013 | #8 | |
nolabear | Mar 2013 | #5 | |
Jack Sprat | Mar 2013 | #9 | |
MiddleFingerMom | Mar 2013 | #6 | |
opiate69 | Mar 2013 | #7 | |
Broken_Hero | Mar 2013 | #12 | |
talkingmime | Mar 2013 | #10 | |
bike man | Mar 2013 | #11 | |
RiffRandell | Mar 2013 | #13 | |
Callmecrazy | Mar 2013 | #14 | |
struggle4progress | Mar 2013 | #15 | |
lastlib | Mar 2013 | #16 | |
struggle4progress | Mar 2013 | #17 | |
Duer 157099 | Mar 2013 | #18 |
Response to opiate69 (Original post)
Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:01 PM
olddots (10,237 posts)
1. Ah the high drama of cooking shows
I like the food but could they tone down the groveling shots and sadism and replace them with poo-poo jokes ?
Yell at me once more dirt bag and you'll be wearing this boiling pasta ! |
Response to opiate69 (Original post)
Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:22 PM
discntnt_irny_srcsm (17,563 posts)
2. Those folks that act like...
...big bad guys on those cooking shows have some courage and steel nerves. I don't think I'd belittle folks handling knives and boiling oil.
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Response to opiate69 (Original post)
Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:27 PM
Skip Intro (19,768 posts)
3. LOL!
:lol:
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Response to opiate69 (Original post)
Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:30 PM
Jack Sprat (2,500 posts)
4. It knew Dick Cheney
was quail hunting on his side and didn't want to be misidentified on bad intelligence.
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Response to opiate69 (Original post)
Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:31 PM
nolabear (39,904 posts)
5. Hemingway: "To die. Alone. In the rain."
Response to nolabear (Reply #5)
Tue Mar 19, 2013, 11:03 PM
Jack Sprat (2,500 posts)
9. That's certainly a dramatic ending.
Maybe if it's raining at the time, I might try to drag myself outside without anyone seeing me.
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Response to opiate69 (Original post)
Tue Mar 19, 2013, 10:35 PM
MiddleFingerMom (25,163 posts)
6. !!!
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Response to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #6)
Wed Mar 20, 2013, 01:25 PM
Broken_Hero (59,305 posts)
12. ........
![]() ![]() Damn dude owes a shit ton of back egg support. |
Response to opiate69 (Original post)
Wed Mar 20, 2013, 12:01 PM
talkingmime (2,173 posts)
10. I thought it was because it was stapled to a dead baby.
Sorry, REALLY old joke and not actually funny.
I also think it was the other way around - "Why did the dead baby cross the road?" - "Stapled to a chicken." |
Response to opiate69 (Original post)
Wed Mar 20, 2013, 12:11 PM
bike man (620 posts)
11. Perhaps to escape a predator, or maybe a potential mate was over there. nt
Response to opiate69 (Original post)
Wed Mar 20, 2013, 01:27 PM
RiffRandell (5,909 posts)
13. Ashamed to admit it, but my son stumped me on this one a couple weeks ago.
What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?
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Response to RiffRandell (Reply #13)
Wed Mar 20, 2013, 04:15 PM
Callmecrazy (3,060 posts)
14. incorrectly is the only one that I know of
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Response to RiffRandell (Reply #13)
Wed Mar 20, 2013, 04:17 PM
struggle4progress (114,519 posts)
15. or?
Response to opiate69 (Original post)
Wed Mar 20, 2013, 04:38 PM
lastlib (19,772 posts)
16. Ted Cruz: to prove to th' arma-dilluh that it could be done...!
Response to opiate69 (Original post)
Wed Mar 20, 2013, 08:24 PM
struggle4progress (114,519 posts)
17. Did the chicken cross the road or double-cross the road? Accounts differ.
Response to opiate69 (Original post)
Wed Mar 20, 2013, 08:32 PM
Duer 157099 (17,742 posts)
18. To get to the "other" side
Get it?
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