Why did the chicken cross the road??

[opiate69]

(Apologies if this is a dupe)

[olddots]

1. Ah the high drama of cooking shows

I like the food but could they tone down the groveling shots and sadism and replace them with poo-poo jokes ?

Yell at me once more dirt bag and you'll be wearing this boiling pasta !

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

2. Those folks that act like...

...big bad guys on those cooking shows have some courage and steel nerves. I don't think I'd belittle folks handling knives and boiling oil.

[Skip Intro]

3. LOL!

:lol:

[Jack Sprat]

4. It knew Dick Cheney

was quail hunting on his side and didn't want to be misidentified on bad intelligence.

[opiate69]

8. I lol`d

[nolabear]

5. Hemingway: "To die. Alone. In the rain."

[Jack Sprat]

9. That's certainly a dramatic ending.

Maybe if it's raining at the time, I might try to drag myself outside without anyone seeing me.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. !!!

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[opiate69]

7. lol!

[Broken_Hero]

12. ........

Damn dude owes a shit ton of back egg support.

[talkingmime]

10. I thought it was because it was stapled to a dead baby.

Sorry, REALLY old joke and not actually funny.

I also think it was the other way around - "Why did the dead baby cross the road?" - "Stapled to a chicken."

[bike man]

11. Perhaps to escape a predator, or maybe a potential mate was over there. nt

[RiffRandell]

13. Ashamed to admit it, but my son stumped me on this one a couple weeks ago.

What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

[Callmecrazy]

14. incorrectly is the only one that I know of

[struggle4progress]

15. or?

[lastlib]

16. Ted Cruz: to prove to th' arma-dilluh that it could be done...!

[struggle4progress]

17. Did the chicken cross the road or double-cross the road? Accounts differ.

[Duer 157099]

18. To get to the "other" side

Get it?