I Went to the Playboy Mansion (and It Was Kinda Depressing)

[Blue_Tires]

A couple of weeks ago I was invited to the Playboy mansion for a screening of that new Jennifer Lopez/Jason Statham movie, Parker. I don't usually go to press screenings because it's much easier to download the movie and watch it at home and not have to talk to other people, but I'd literally wanted to visit the Playboy mansion ever since I'd found out it was an option for me several seconds earlier. So I HAD to go....

http://www.vice.com/read/i-went-to-the-playboy-mansion-and-it-was-kinda-depressing

[liberal N proud]

1. That is hilarious

[patricia92243]

2. I had heard that is old and dilipidated, wonder if they will even bother to keep it open when

Heff finally exits the scene.

[Taverner]

3. But...his standards were a bit bizarre...

The bathroom had standard toilets?

What did he expect? Bidets?

[CanSocDem]

4. That was great.

When I get "rich", I'll take your advice.


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[Spike89]

5. I was there on a press event 18+ years ago

We didn't actually get much of a tour inside the house--Heff was reportedly there with his family at the time. Even nearly two decades ago, the place was "comfortably run-down". The playroom (the orgy area) was just sad. The grotto was kinda cool, one of the younger press guys dove in and security hauled him away. All in all, I was glad I got to go, but definitely not impressed with the place...the playmates were indeed charismatic, gracious, funny, and yes, beautiful.

[HappyMe]

6. That was funny.

The place does look like it's kind of a dump.

[olddots]

7. I was suposed to fix some audio problems in the Gtotto

I wouldn't have done it without a Haz Mat suit ,this was close to 30 years ago when the "empire " was really hurting .

[amuse bouche]

8. Very funny piece

[Tommy_Carcetti]

9. I'd only go for the White Russians.

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.