What else will Newt Gingrich's ex-wife reveal tonight?

[hedgehog]

[Denninmi]

1. Well, maybe we'll hear her say that his head must be attached to his body in the mornings.

a la the Borg Queen from Star Trek.

[LynneSin]

2. Big head or little head

[hedgehog]

9. I think you're on to something, there!

[IcyPeas]

3. boxers or briefs

[nolabear]

4. His jaw unhinges so he can swallow small children whole.

Then he stores them in his cheek pouches for weeks.

[Moondog]

5. That is a wonderful bit of imagery.

[hedgehog]

10. I knew those cheek pouches were used for something!

[HopeHoops]

6. One of those Janet Jackson nipple rings?

[TreasonousBastard]

7. He's gay, and has been looking for the right woman to turn him straight.

[Sanity Claws]

8. He is not well-endowed.

I didn't catch the show. What did she say other than his requesting an open marriage?

[RedCloud]

11. They replaced the toilet a lot because he's so full of something.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

12. That he loves Santorum

He just loves those sweater thingies the guy wears...







(What did you think I meant? You have a sick mind. )

[geardaddy]

13. He's a bottom.

[mikeytherat]

14. Newt and The Marshmallow Man from "Ghostbusters?" Same guy!

mikey_the_rat

[yellowcanine]

15. He is a reptile trapped in a human body.

[Swede]

16. Even though he's an undead monster,he doesn't sparkle.