Beware of a moose in heat

[marmar]

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Antler? He barely even knew her!

A seemingly lonely (and confused) bull moose in Grand Lake, Colo., has been snapped in some compromising positions -- with a moose statue.

The poor guy mounts his bronze counterpart each morning, according to 9 News.

The statue's owners, Randy and Pam, told the station that their new fixture has garnered the attention of neighbors, visitors, and even tour busses, since the real bull moose began its visits to their front yard last week. .............(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/moose-loves-statue_n_3378730.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

[In_The_Wind]

1. Alright then!

Getting that close to the bronze is a cold way to start his day.

[NYC_SKP]

2. I don't know from moose. I know from Tapir....

I think a Tapir could take the bronze Moose, even on a chilly morning.

[marmar]

4. A giant rodent schlong.......

...... I think I need a drink.

[NYC_SKP]

6. Rodents can also chew through lead pipe and concrete block.

I hope you have a good exterminator.

[marmar]

7. I'm getting my South American animals mixed up......

...... I was thinking about a capybara. A tapir is a pig-like thing. ..... OK clearly I've already had that drink.

[NYC_SKP]

8. From a genitalial point of view a Tapir is nothing like a pig.

Nothing at all.

But if your bar has a corkscrew, well, there's a hint for ya!

[Yavin4]

3. Isn't that statutory rape? n/t

[marmar]

5. Ha!

[pinboy3niner]

9. The sculptor could have listened to the committee and heeded their warnings

He could have just kept it simple, nothing fancy. But nooooo!!!! He had to make it anatomically correct.