MiddleFingerMom remembers the very first moment that he discovered our purpose for being here.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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That face!!! Just LOOK at that face!!!
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[femmocrat]

1. Wow, that is a big pregnancy test!

[olddots]

2. jeez I'll order my own drinks from now on

and where is the cherry ?

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. i've always liked dive bars. I used to like to kinda swagger up to the bar and order...

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... in a very loud voice,-"a Shirley Temple in an old-fashioned glass", then
give the proper 3- or 4-second pause to let that sink in, and follow it with,
"and a double mescal chaser".
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I was actually kinda shy in those days (I was!!!) and this definitely got some
good conversations started.
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Ya know... Shirley Temples were GREAT treats for kids when I was growing
up. When the family went out to dinner and the waitress/waiter would take
cocktail orders she/he would ALWAYS ask us if we would like a Shirley Temple.
Well, YEAH!!! They were like grown-up cocktails (and I'm pretty sure they were
on the house).
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I don't think they're as well-known or offered in those situations now... but in
my image search for the picture below, I saw several brands of bottled Shirley
Temples(!!!), so they definitely have not disappeared.
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[TexasTowelie]

3. That was one hell of a cup that the doctors asked you to fill up that day.

Why did they have to put ice in it though?

[nolabear]

4. ID? We don' need no stinkin' ID!

[Paulie]

5. Sign says 21

Months.

[nolabear]

8. Hah! You must be this tall...passed out.

[rurallib]

6. that one's not from momma!