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First Speaker

(4,858 posts) Tue Jun 11, 2013, 08:59 PM Jun 2013

"I Was Mitch McConnell's Love Slave..."

OK--now that you've all finished throwing up, let's have some more extremely unappetizing hypothetical headlines that made you toss the paper into the wastebasket...

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"I Was Mitch McConnell's Love Slave..." (Original Post) First Speaker Jun 2013 OP

'I Was Rush Limbaugh's Bidet.' onehandle Jun 2013 #1

I was Rush's Feminazi punisher pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #2

Did we used to date? BainsBane Jun 2013 #3

I dunno. What was your safe word? pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #4

pitbull BainsBane Jun 2013 #5

Nah...the one I was thinking of had 'Olive Garden' pinboy3niner Jun 2013 #6

Oh well BainsBane Jun 2013 #7

onehandle

(51,122 posts)

1. 'I Was Rush Limbaugh's Bidet.'

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Tue Jun 11, 2013, 09:03 PM

Jun 2013

Top that.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

2. I was Rush's Feminazi punisher

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Tue Jun 11, 2013, 09:04 PM

Jun 2013

His cries and screams were music to my ears.

BainsBane

(53,031 posts)

3. Did we used to date?

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #2)

Tue Jun 11, 2013, 09:10 PM

Jun 2013

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

4. I dunno. What was your safe word?

Reply to BainsBane (Reply #3)

Tue Jun 11, 2013, 09:14 PM

Jun 2013

BainsBane

(53,031 posts)

5. pitbull

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #4)

Tue Jun 11, 2013, 09:22 PM

Jun 2013

of course.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

6. Nah...the one I was thinking of had 'Olive Garden'

Reply to BainsBane (Reply #5)

Tue Jun 11, 2013, 09:25 PM

Jun 2013

BainsBane

(53,031 posts)

7. Oh well

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #6)

Tue Jun 11, 2013, 09:28 PM

Jun 2013

I'll keep looking.

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