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SecularMotion

(7,981 posts) Mon Jun 17, 2013, 01:22 PM Jun 2013

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I kissed a Republican

I can't believe you just did that. You don't know where that mouth has been! It could have been schmoozing with big business, encouraging the destruction of the environment, or even yelling at some old person for being a drain on taxpayer funds.

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I kissed a Republican (Original Post) SecularMotion Jun 2013 OP

Just don't have sex with one. lol classykaren Jun 2013 #1

Excellent advice. In_The_Wind Jun 2013 #3

I did that once. She was a Democrat when we were done. ;) wyldwolf Jun 2013 #8

Do they turn into princes? KamaAina Jun 2013 #2

Ingredients list includes bleach, lye, and ghost pepper extract. I'd recommend something stronger. Scuba Jun 2013 #4

Unfortunately you can't put fire in gum. Gidney N Cloyd Jun 2013 #5

no but you can put alcohol. Chan790 Jun 2013 #6

If there was any tongue action, you'd better bleach your mouth out GOOD!! lastlib Jun 2013 #7

Maybe you got confused with Tynon? RedCloud Jun 2013 #9

the freepers are buying this srican69 Jun 2013 #10

classykaren

(769 posts)

1. Just don't have sex with one. lol

Reply to SecularMotion (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2013, 03:58 PM

Jun 2013

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

3. Excellent advice.

Reply to classykaren (Reply #1)

Mon Jun 17, 2013, 08:30 PM

Jun 2013

wyldwolf

(43,867 posts)

8. I did that once. She was a Democrat when we were done. ;)

Reply to classykaren (Reply #1)

Tue Jun 18, 2013, 07:48 PM

Jun 2013

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

2. Do they turn into princes?

Reply to SecularMotion (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2013, 06:32 PM

Jun 2013

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

4. Ingredients list includes bleach, lye, and ghost pepper extract. I'd recommend something stronger.

Reply to SecularMotion (Original post)

Mon Jun 17, 2013, 08:32 PM

Jun 2013

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,823 posts)

5. Unfortunately you can't put fire in gum.

Reply to Scuba (Reply #4)

Mon Jun 17, 2013, 10:01 PM

Jun 2013

Chan790

(20,176 posts)

6. no but you can put alcohol.

Reply to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #5)

Tue Jun 18, 2013, 08:49 AM

Jun 2013

Nothing disinfects like alcohol. In fact most gun contains alcohol in the form of sorbitol.

lastlib

(23,159 posts)

7. If there was any tongue action, you'd better bleach your mouth out GOOD!!

Reply to SecularMotion (Original post)

Tue Jun 18, 2013, 09:03 AM

Jun 2013

That GOPer may have been bung-tongueing the Koch brothers. (I need brain bleach just thinking about it......)

RedCloud

(9,230 posts)

9. Maybe you got confused with Tynon?

Reply to SecularMotion (Original post)

Wed Jun 19, 2013, 11:46 AM

Jun 2013

easy to see why!

srican69

(1,426 posts)

10. the freepers are buying this

Reply to SecularMotion (Original post)

Wed Jun 19, 2013, 01:34 PM

Jun 2013

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