Thursday Smack-O-Rama! Who would like to slap the shit out of today?

[ohiosmith]

[PassingFair]

1. Whack.

[ohiosmith]

3. Oh yeah baby!

[taterguy]

2. Same dude I always feel like slapping . . .

[ohiosmith]

4. Who dat?

[taterguy]

5. Some looser that needs to be slapped

Obviously

[siligut]

6. Dat him

After a bike accident. He was trying to carry a twelve pack on his bike.

[ohiosmith]

7. Honestly?

[taterguy]

8. Siligut is spreading viscous rumours

I have never spilled beer while transporting it on a bike

[ohiosmith]

11. Now I'm really confused.

[siligut]

16. I knew I remembered something about beer on a bike

My memory may be a little fuzzy as to the spilling of it.

[siligut]

14. That's what taterguy said . . .

You wanna believe him? I kinda think it is him; why lie about that?

[ohiosmith]

15. I think the two of yous are twisting my melon.

[siligut]

17. What would you expect him to look like?

And why would I be in cahoots with taterguy?

[ohiosmith]

19. Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, George Clooney.

To mess with the old guy.

[PassingFair]

10. Something about him reminds me of THIS guy:

[ohiosmith]

12. There is a resemblance isn't there?

[taterguy]

18. Who the fuck is that?

[PassingFair]

26. Anders Breivik

The piece of scum that murdered all those children in Norway.

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[trof]

9. This guy:

[ohiosmith]

13. Get In line.

[KamaAina]

20. Kyle Freakin' Williams

Do I get to use a tire iron? If not, bare hands is fine.

[ohiosmith]

21. NO! He's my hero!

Go Giants!

[KamaAina]

22. And once again...

[ohiosmith]

23. Hahahaha! You know, I'm kinda gett'n to like that.

[deucemagnet]

29. Too late.

Done been smacked.

[KamaAina]

31. You do know there'll be another Smack-O-Rama next Thursday, right?

You just went to the head of the line for a !

[ellisonz]

43. Agreed.

[underpants]

24. The excess middle management at work

mostly family related and almost totally useless.

[ohiosmith]

38. Go for it.

[Mopar151]

44. The only one more clueless than Junior

Is his doh-ass brother-in-law. And if you ain't family, you ain't shit to them.

[AsahinaKimi]

25. Michelle Malkin!

[idiotgardener]

27. The coworker who sent me "urgent" work while I was at lunch

with a note saying HE was going out to lunch, then the second I got back from lunch became angry because the work was not done yet.

[SoCalDemGrrl]

28. Jan Brewer

[HappyMe]

30. Yup.

Slap the blonde right off of her hair.

[geardaddy]

32. Who dat?

[geardaddy]

33. This dude

[trueblue2007]

34. WANT TO SLAP Newt Grinch. can't stand him

[LeftishBrit]

35. Can I smack people on a Saturday too?

If so, it would be divided between:

http://www.andrewlansley.co.uk/image.php?imageid=26

(selling off the NHS!)

and:

http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Iain+Duncan+Smith/Evening+Standard+Top+1000+Most+Influential/dyktdSWvEFp

Our right-wing santimonious Secretary for Work and Pensions, in other words cutting benefits for poor and disabled people; once co-authored an article on 'compassionate conservativism' with Rick Santorum!

[Brigid]

36. The POS who created those "squealing pig" Geico commercials.

I hate those!

[unapatriciated]

37. My dog loves that commercial.

He has a few that make him howl and that is one of them. He starts howling when the pig starts squealing. Theme song to People's Court and the Carpeteria Commercial are another two that get him to singing.

[frogmarch]

39. Penneys

for their latest commercial showing all those people screaming "NOOOOOO!"

I mute it when I have the remote handy, but I don't always have it handy...like right now, for instance.

[tabbycat31]

40. won't mention a name

But I have the feeling that I am working twice as hard to go half as far in work. There's this one guy who I think is the reason holding me back, and he's poised to gain an even higher position. Even though I am older than him (I do not look it), he treats me like a child.

I'm beginning to think the only way I will advance in my field is move out of this county.

[tabbycat31]

41. I know this sounds bad but can I add myself to this list

There's something that I need to do, that is completely out of character for me. I've been procrastinating this for a month now, and think about it every night.

It's very simple but I am super nervous about doing it.

[rainbow4321]

42. The drama queens where I work

who put their attitude ahead of patient care.....and get away with it.

Tho, it is kinda fun when they start playing bitchy in the sandbox and I walk away from their passive-agressive "I'm gonna make general bitchy comments about you even tho I am not looking directly at you"...leaving them getting more pissed when they look around and realize the person they are trying to flame bait into a verbal fight is, um, not...in..the..vicinity..anymore...because I have WALKED AWAY and they are standing there with the wind taken out of their sails.