How I know I'm getting old...

[Gravitycollapse]

I pull something rummaging through my bathroom drawers for the Icy Hot that I need for my tendinitis.

I'm seriously banking on the hope that we will have bionic knees in the not so distant future.

[Arkansas Granny]

1. Getting old sucks, but it's better than the alternative.

[RebelOne]

5. That is what my daughter tells me when I compain about getting old. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

2. I'm NOT getting old!

Waitaminit...what were we talking about again?

[Doc_Technical]

3. Bette Davis is quoted as saying:

"Getting old is not for sissies."

I've noticed that gravity is getting stronger
and the sunlight isn't as bright as it used to be.

[Ron Obvious]

4. Everybody wants to get old...

But nobody wants to be old...

[Bertha Venation]

6. I knew I was getting old when . . .

. . . I bent over to tie my shoes and wondered, "Is there anything else I can do while I'm down here?"

Bless your heart, G.C. I hope your tendinitis and your new pulled-something find some relief very soon.

[pinboy3niner]

7. I have an experiment going. I'm growing some old in Petri dishes.

I'll let you know what I find.